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AboutDon’t wanna work anymore just wanna sleep all day and do drugs
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WE SHOULD KILL KNEE DOCTORS. ITS ONE BIG SCAM BC ALL THEY WANT IS MONEY.
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Fuckijg 🤓
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I don’t doubt this at all. Reverse cowgirl is usually very painful for me.
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Oh what a shame how we tend to throw out of memory the things that make us cry
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No. 13: half of this site is gay
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You could phrase it like “After your mistreatment of employees, your general unprofessionalism, and your blatant disregard for ethics, why would I want to contribute in making your business prosper?”
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@antigermanist why do I feel like your character traits are impulsivity, statism, and sexual deviance?
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@Demolishun me personally, I’d boof it instead of putting it where babies head out thru - and no yeah coke and weed are pretty overrated imo.
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@Demolishun doing good - starting my first job in the medical field soon!
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Who gives a fuck
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@MammaNeedHummus sure - u can be my pimp dom mommy
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@MammaNeedHummus nice haircut
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Most backend devs are too arrogant to routinely consider anyone else’s perspective because they are bottoms and are used to getting railed
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I think bc you get used to eating too much and feeling like shit - and then when you change you realize how shitty u felt previously and how less shitty you feel now.
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It’s drill you dumb bitch
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SVN should be legally banned
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In my experience those dep problems r usually the fault of a big ol’ cluster package who a) doesn’t have their shit together or b) hasn’t been maintained in forever
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@Demolishun just do ur crosswords and u can live to a billion years old
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@Demolishun it kinda rules how dick van dyke has like two inappropriate words in his name
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Alright… I’ll fuck it
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That’s like saying you enjoy pooping in grand central station 🤢
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What’s life without a cup of coffee and a 3mg zyn while watching the sunrise listening to some big thief and reflecting on all the traumatic events and happy moments in your life?!?
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@kiki LinkedIn: “CEO, co-founder of the periodic element plutonium, freelance sex ed teacher”
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Farmer!!
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@MammaNeedHummus as a medic, I promise to give everyone who dies in my care a Viking funeral 🫡
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For driving fast: https://youtu.be/AHQP22F0H94/...
For sexy time: https://youtu.be/wzCdSJu5xqI/... -
@Demolishun I used to fap my leg but now I can’t walk anymore
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Honestly based
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Damn yeah true we are all going to die. Can you cuddle with me and read me bedtime stories as you inject morphine between my toes mommy?
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Yeah damn straight. And to also message Steven that fucking hoe he a bitch too