Bout to be on that homeless vibe

Sid the IT guy: so change of plans: I probably can’t fly to East India this spring to fight you since I’m in college, shitty life circumstances, and I don’t have the funds, but I’m happy to reschedule the fight sometime in the future when I go to India. Potentially if you come to the US we could make it happen. I will also plan to be near Amritsar this spring if you wanted to make a trip out there…

It’s kinda crazy how a lot of people think devs are smart and intelligent.

Hey everyone in all seriousness I am gonna be out of the dev field now - hopefully forever. I’m back in school now and hopefully will become employed in emergency response. Before dev, I have had jobs where I could directly help people with their troubles and I could reduce a lot of chaos. I really enjoyed it and I want to kind of steer my life back towards that. I find that while I was an employed dev, I felt like I was contributing a lot towards corporate greed, this wealth gap problem, and a bunch of other stuff. It all felt morally wrong (to me - not judging here). I also felt the worse I have ever felt in a job - constantly burned out, depressed, lonely, sleep deprived, and almost even ashamed of myself of how I constructed my life thus far. I had some good times meeting some cool ass people in some cool ass places tho.

Now, even though I’m still sleep deprived and EXTREMELY poor, I’m very happy now. I am excited to start this thing I’m more passionate about. It feels good to not feel my head hurt every day from trying to fix shit that will always break anyways. I feel so relieved to be away from the meaningless turbulence of it all. Just wanted to share my lil success here!!

Hey old people: stop being pieces of shit!

The only way I’ll be happy is if every politician’s house is destroyed by a tomahawk missle💣
The only way I’ll be happy is if I live in forest with unlimited Percocets💊
The only way I’ll be happy is if I bathed in a river of chocolate pistachios and wintergreen zyns🍫
The only way I’ll be happy is if Sid the IT guy posts a pic of his Lucious titties😩
The only way I’ll be happy is if I go inside of bill murray freaky Friday style👴🏻
The only way I’ll be happy is if I think God is actually real🙏
The only way I’ll be happy is if I get to wear the skin of my favorite celebrity 😍
The only way I’ll be happy is if I hold hands with Morena Baccarin as I watch the world literally go up in a gigantic fireball 🇺🇸
The only way I’ll be happy is if I take acid and 5 Benadryls and take in my live action horror film that is my life 🎥
The only way I’ll be happy is if I take gas station dick pills and huff gasoline and start as many fights as possible 🤺

Share on bible.com if you agree 😔

What do you think the percentage of code in the universe is “spite code”?

The only moral action at this point is to disrupt corporations and banks and wear them down as much as possible

Christians are the most annoying people on the planet

Are all you guys just bots? Is this just a government experiment they are doing on me?

Anon reporting website/app for bad company actions

Damm bro life kinda suks now. Gonna move to Iraq or summin get away from these bafoons. Protocol 61 the snakeskin is shed.

@dfox delete this place

I think Im subconsciously planning my suicide. I already abandoned close relatives and friends. I refuse to work or apply for Jobs. I am lazy and spontaneous. Im back on drugs. I take unnecessary risks. Time is moving fast but slow at the same time. I’m fine with the monotony of slipping down into a deeper hole. I don’t know what hope is. Some days I don’t eat at all or get out of bed. I even started confessing my feelings to people I love but have been scared of. I feel that there is nothing left to do but get rid of this alive feeling and reality as I know it. And related to all of this, I feel apathetic and bored.

One unfortunate thing I have realized about being a human is that socialization is necessary in order to excel in the long term

At this point, even tho it won’t work out, I’m thankful for getting huge crushes, it is a truly unmatched feeling 😌 and it makes me realize I have emotions. Yayyy

Old bitch just cut me off on my bike and almost killed me, we need another boomer remover. They properly fucked this planet already and honestly might start killin them myself.

Buzz buzz bitchhhh

Just thinking about working in dev again makes me physically shut down

Murdering your boss is cool

Probably gonna quit dev and get a job outdoors. Dev sucks dick, is too boring, and it is too political for me

Thinking about going full bum and just hike national parks until I die. No job, no possessions, no electronics, no hell, no heaven, no nothing - just living totally in nature - and if I die? So what 🤷‍♂️

Best advice on how to escape web dev?

Death to America

I think I might have the 👏 fml 🤦‍♂️

Sometimes when people treat me like a human being I just want to tie them up and push them down so they’re on all fours and just whip them and make them cry

Come get dis dick

Sometimes, I feel like the guy in Swordfish who is getting head but also has to hack into a system in 60 seconds or else he dies. The question is: would you just let yourself enjoy those 60 seconds and die? Bc holy shit, that’s a really nice way to go out.

Just a quick PSA:

If you are going to take (more) drugs, consider what types of drugs you already have in your system and look up any dangerous interactions. Almost called the ambulance on myself today ☺️

“What’s your 10 year plan look like?”

“Probably buy a home and try to get at least 5 hugs”