reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position by number of penis fractures.

You have a source or is it based on personal experience?

@donkulator

Doctor: So, how did that happen?

Patient: It certainly wasn‘t a vacuum cleaner or so. It was errrm… a reverse cowgirl, yes. Definitely a reverse cowgirl position.

Doctor: Interesting. That seems to be more common than you would think.

@Lensflare did you try to do it with a vacuum cleaner? because I sure did, and you absolutely can’t get this kind of fracture this way. it’s awkward lateral movement that breaks penises, not linear pulling

also, https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/...

@kiki I did not. Was just trying to come up with something that someone could be embarrassed to tell a doctor.

As an almost patient of this, gotta say that I wouldn't know if it's just me, but yeah, it doesn't work like a fucking joystick. Reverse cowgirl if they get too wild can be dangerous. They tend to "thrust" forward, and it just doesn't bend that way.

I don’t doubt this at all. Reverse cowgirl is usually very painful for me.

@kiki Is there a "n" missing in your name when you have vacuum cleaner experience?!

@galena lmao I was like nine

@donkulator nah, it was a Samsung vacuum, the kind with paper dust bags. Dirt cheap, sucks like crazy, but overheats constantly

fun fact, but my best friend once broke his penis inside a friend's girlfriend's pussy in another friend's bed. Blood everywhere

God this IRC meetups were awsome

@antigermgerm uhm this kind of fracture doesn't lead to blood loss

it didn't happen did it

Mhm

@kiki Dyson Ball Sucker has a very deceptive name