I think HR is the first role that could truly be replaced by an LLM.

I love you guys (sexually and emotionally)

Speed, quality, scope. Why managers dont understand that they can pick only two and expect all three?

ISP throttlin
they raging
wreckin my deadlines
so shamelessly
so I'm cancelling
fuck yeah I'm cancelling
eat it sick fucks

Job at Duckduckgo

$178,500 USD annually and stock options

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/duck-duck-...

Wish I was skilled enough to bag this

Emacs. I love emacs. Because emacs.

There is some construction works going in my street and they just cut the internet cable by accident... for the second time.

I love having no internet to get work done :v

my scrum master keeps changing the format of retro and it works worse every time. We're at the 2.5 hour mark right now. It is aggressively hot and humid in the office. Everyone is asleep.

I don't think there's a way to explain to him that the purpose of a retro is not to magically fix things within the format but to financially commit to the preference for conversation, from which the hidden work of resolving conflicts can be billed.

Every day hour minute i have to work on these charts im getting more sad frustrated and annoyed.
I have a function which works perfectly in the mobile versie of the webapp. Copy paste it to the desktop, it’s not working. Something is wrong and i can’t get my head around it. Neither does AI.

Kendo is hell.

Apparently I'm now a suspect in a criminal case. I would have commited identity theft between 2007 and 2025.

Except no, I didn't lmao I'd be richer.

For fuck's sake, management is now asking us to provide data converted in % as to how genAI is actually making us more efficient as developers. How the fuck do you even measure that empirically?

It is already BS enough that they track how much we query these AI tools everyday in our development environments, but now they want genAI to produce most of the code templates in our SDK. It can barely produce a working regex or a working python script, let alone a small piece of code that won't stack overflow itself into oblivion. It sometimes takes more time to debug and refactor than to do it myself from scratch.

They ask for our professional opinion, we tell them, they don't give a fuck about it, proceed to think all is rainbows and unicorns, and still ask us the same moronic things as if they were the new messiah's on earth.

Don't get me wrong, genAI can be useful, but why the fuck does management think it will magically solve all our problems when they don't even understand how it works even on the surface.

The only thing that would make sense is a lot of them got money at stake in some AI investment sales pitch bullshit and they try to jam it up our collective throats because otherwise they will loose their investments like there is no tomorrow.

Fuck all of this, I just want to do engineering and build something useful to society. Is it too much to ask?

I need a polite way to ask someone if they're brain damaged.

I got so good at optimizing $3 VPS servers' performance that I want to buy https://shitbox.engineering domain and start a company.

Video generation in comfy is 2x faster if you use sage attention. The install process is not for the faint of heart and if you can manage it, you will have earned your much faster AI slop generation machine.

This is the guide I used
https://reddit.com/r/...

If you use conda, deactivate it before doing the installation. It will cause conflicts.

So we are looking for a ML summer intern.
The amount of fake ML genius is astonishing.

These kids would put projects like "increased state of the art vision transformer model for automated guided missiles technology by 500%, leading to the destruction of ISIS in Irak and Syria", and then proceed to be unable to give you the derivative of Relu(x)=Max{x, 0} which is 1 or 0, or explain what batch normalization is ?

Running is good for sleep. I wish my lungs weren't fucked, but I ran anyway.

I regret talking shit about my coworker because despite being not a great programmer, he is a nice human being, and at the end of the day, this is what matters.

"Collect Call" by Metric is my favorite song. It takes me back to Android Ice Cream Sandwich times and invokes strong Mandela effect episode that makes me "remember" how I called someone using that fancy aluminum brutalist Chromebook and a native Hangouts app built with Material design v1, while being in a cafe in the evening.

Hangouts app never looked like I remember it looking. I've never seen that Chromebook. Yet, I remember it clear as day.

how are vampires real

also whoops

FUCKING WHOOPS

I did not expect to pick a fight with fucking magically enabled people

I have no idea what they can do. I am at such a disadvantage. fuck.

I have regrets. these people have fucking drama. like discord-level drama. with trolling and shit. but it's your life energy. what are you doing! something just tried to eat me for like 20 minutes and I did not like it. I did not learn shielding. my aura seemed to have contracted by itself but this is so unnatural to me

seriously how the fuck are vampires real. it's not a metaphor. how the fuck

I'm getting gooder in music than i ever expected.

I feel like I spent years studying part of music in isolation (the basic first, guitar and a bit of piano, singing, then reading / writing score, then engineering for techno, the junglist way of playing with the drum break, the rythmic and theory behind it all, not to mention advanced guitar techniques).

And now it's all coming together and I feel fluent. It's a great feeling. Not to brag coz there are some absolute gods out there who would school me, but I feel at that point of video game when it's getting harder to get XP but real shit are ON.

I'm finally thinking of getting back to work... What's the current trend when it comes to remote IT job offers - any websites worth mentioning?

his bipolar disorder
her schizophrenia

>been chemist student
>got a decent degree
>could land a job on that field
>just random think that chemist field(especially analytical one) is not a safe place for weeb like me
>just realized i got good enough python shit to land as a junior
>some friend told me his company need AI Engineer(just writing python code to wrap API)

now im being import engineer and got safe zone as a weeb

If you are good at coding and afraid of work because you are a hard core no life weeb maybe tech shit will suit you as long as you are on the technical stuff.

(Cause some nerds doesn't even want to work cause they are too afraid of meeting ppl lmao)

can people tell me hoe to get project treble on unsupported devices? i have a SM-C900F and i have tried Capire-Le-Treble which did not work for me

iA writer is history. Mark my words

Designers are divided into those who did create fonts and those who didn't.

If you were a code antipattern, what would it be?

I'm definitely NIH -- "Not Invented Here".

I write everything from scratch. When I don't, more often than not, I don't install code deps -- I copy their code and modify it. I port it to my set of utils, my syntax preferences, optimize it, strip parts and modes I don't need, and at the end there's no clear line between what was my code and what wasn't. My code doesn't import, it absorbs.

Week : 90 (Year 1 )

How is the weekend going?

What's your "I can't believe other people don't know this" hack?

last Weekend : https://devrant.com/rants/16495272

Why is Musk not shot in the face yet?

debugging async io code this morning instead of being on a date with my beautiful girlfriend.