lmao of course it's Arch

I think I'm gonna be sick.

How did you pull it off?

@Root

> These specs have been touched by all the “best” devs the company has to offer. So.

My faith in the industry has just fallen a bit. I am so sorry. This to me means that you are surely the most competent developer in your company.

> And this guy is a senior dev earning significantly more than me. Jesus what the fuck Christ.

This is 100.000% BULLSHIT.

This is also among the absolute worst pieces of test code I have ever seen, and I'm pretty much technically a junior. holy fuck. You should be making double what this asshole makes.

Also, who aside from possibly FAANG gives a shit about a Master's? Every job post I remember seeing asked for a Bachelor's (in Computer Science or similar)

> Dropping out of college because it was useless, and getting a job in the industry while continuing to teach myself.

I would LOVE to know how in the hell you did this. I went back to college to finish my computer science bachelor's solely because no fucker would take me seriously no matter how much more I knew over my graduated peers. The second I did that, a job landed in my lap. Before then? not a single damn call back on any of the hundreds of applications I sent in.

these asshole demons can git the hell out of here with this shit. 😂

Have you actually witnessed any of this? If so, fuck those people for real

@dotenvironment are you asking for like a "JSQL" thing, where if the data in question is client-side, perhaps a class or object imported from a JS/TS file and you want to query it SQL-style? Or is this about if you're already fetching from an API and you want to query on the response? either way, I don't know of any JS libraries that operate like SQL to query JSON. It's not insane, but I do wonder about its use case like others have said. map/filter/reduce can do a lot of heavy lifting after fetch 🤔

100.000%

There was once a time where devs optimized the ever shit out of their code so that the unimaginable ran on insanely limited hardware. They knew everything from bare metal and up, and they wrote amazing god-tier code.

Fast-forward decades, we basically have to keep expanding hardware just to be able to run the bullshit software people write. And because of the insane hardware, no one gives a living shit about optimization, memory, CPU, any of it. Paste from S/O, if it works, it works.

Yet at the same time, in order to get hired, people have to know runtime analysis and the absolute most efficient way to traverse a seriously niche data structure with the minimum runtime and resource use as possible. OR, they could just have an uncle in the company. Sigh.

I am now feeling insane amounts of survivor's guilt for being in the company and team that I am in.

Holy shit I am so sorry for all the people who relate to this. 😭

holy shit, since when is this a thing? I haven't written C++ since college.

@corscheid small pockets too. they're, in my not so humble opinion, about 95% as bad as fake pockets. *sigh*

@Root Yep. 100.000% outrageous BULLSHIT.

Like I told @soull00t, I absolutely despise all of this and I hate that it is this way.

The only thing I have found more infuriating than a lack of pockets is fucking FAKE pockets. like. WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY JUST NOT MAKE THEM FUCKING REAL POCKETS, THEY'RE LIKE 90% THERE 😡😤🤬

@LotsOfCaffeine 😂 WUMBO

@soull00t women's fashion is complete utter horse shit. Because men.

Bullshit sizes, bullshit lack of pockets. I am so sorry for the mindblowing complete fuckery there that you have to deal with. My eyes have been opened to this extreme nonsense after I moved in with my girlfriend and went shopping with her. It pisses me off almost as much as it pisses her off

100%.

The only reason why Windows exists is because of Corporate bullshit and Gamers. The only two uses of windows: Work, and video games. For no other reason could I think of using it. I too am forced to use it for work. But I'm otherwise a Linux/Mac guy for sure.

/* it doesn't suck when it doesn't suck
* it really really sucks when it does. 😂
*/
function recursion(sucks: boolean) {
if (!sucks) return false;
return recursion(sucks);
}

Because sometimes it's like this.

@Lensflare wait you can edit a message in Teams? I've never been able to find that feature. Guess it's just unintuitive but present?

Site down?

I legitimately laughed pretty hard like 6 times at this. Nice work.

If it's actually true that this was published and very successful, it's a sad world we live in where no one reads resumes/CVs. Why does anyone bother? 21st century Job acquisition process is bullshit confirmed yet again

Easy code review. Burn this commit with fire until it makes actual sense O_0 this is... truly something.

Guessing the joke is the ambiguity of are there are 500 usable entries in the response, or is it an HTTP 500 error response?

@nibor amazing! bookmarked that for nostalgic time travel purposes.

`def inconsistentComments() {
...
}`

o.o what language is this? Some kind of Python hybrid with a C-like?

while (true) {
lmfao();
}

I think SQL could really use an UNDO statement for times like these. 🤔

Or perhaps one should absolutely just simply ALWAYS back up the db as much as is practically possible. 👀

@calmyourtities I spent most of my life in Baltimore county and Harford county MD but I just recently moved to Saint Louis, MO. I should probably update my profile lol

Remains exactly as currently relatable to me in my area as the first many times I've see this.. :(