we need autistic james bond

autistic, trans, vegan latin american

Why not acoustic?

@Lensflare no, just autistic. enough with the *washing. autism does make him different, but latino james bond is just latino james bond

@12bitfloat that's your call!

@retoor Fear not ladies, mr autismo has arrived!

Who's watched Prison Break or Chuck. Don't think either are explicitly ASD but not far off.

I'm sure that will be the next woke film attempt

he will also be black

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actually wasn't this macgyver?

Stargate was so fucking good

Do you not know archer

https://youtube.com/watch/...

@kiki latino Juan Bond, ese

@jestdotty Didn't they already do black female 007?

@BordedDev idk. they ruined Ghostbusters. I'm not against putting females or gays or whatever you want. but why can't you fucking make it good. it's just embarrassing

people do thematic parodies all the time. why couldn't you literally just make it a funny cameo thing? why do they have to make it retarded and boring, with absolutely nothing iconic or unique unless it's some cringe shit we're all gonna make fun of because it's just so fucking bad? if they wanna be bad why can't they actually make it bad ON PURPOSE to make it so bad it's good? they can't even make it so bad it's good. God it's so pathetic. you just want it to be put out of its misery

you watch these things and you just regret having watched them

and that's before you even step back and ask yourself why aren't normies allowed anywhere anymore. which is kind of a foreboding feeling so maybe I shouldn't be bitching that they should make actually good media. the fact they can't make anything good maybe is a good thing

a secret agent with autism and ADHD who is convinced that he's doing a terrible job but is actually uniquely good at hiding because of how easily he gets invested in any cover role.

@BordedDev might have to start there and then work up to autistic

We need autistic Obama

@valentinfngr if you want to have autistic Obama in a good sense you have Childish Gambino.

If you want it in a bad sense, well, you have Obama.

@lorentz Mr bean?