"We really struggle to find people with this skil set"

So you're going to hire me, pay well, and not be full of shit, right?

So this recruiter reached to me. They supposedly like my profile and have a role in mind but need more info than what's currently on my CV

They want 15 bullets points for duties per role.

As in 15 for each job... My CV is already two pages long.

What the fuck do recruiters actually do

Worst part of looking for a job is that I don't actually want one

What would you do if you found out your child was a homosapien?

Traffic getting worse and worse everyday

Who are all these people?
Why are they in my town?
Why do they all have on-site jobs?

Krystry and I got the same amount of work done last week...

Why is this a problem? Krystry was on leave

Running a special today. My performance at work will be 40% off

I hate wen people nag. If I say I'm going to do something, I'll do it.

You don't need to whine every six months

Born to Deus Vult forced to "as per my last email"

Y'all ever have a thought that makes you wonder if you might be a sociopath or at least have some tendencies in that regard?

Anyone else's arms take a serious hammering from constantly leaning on armrests and desks?

Fuckers stole my ground. Can't have shit in South Africa

Client: Build me this subscription based software

Also client: *doesn't fundamentally understand how subscriptions work*

Carpet Denim or whatever

Stressful day considering actual work I did amounts to one like of SQL

8 days into the new gig. Time to go interview for the backup plan. Just in case lol

So when y'all start new jobs, how long does it normally take before you actually start working?

So far at the new thing, I've been 2 meetings outside of stand-up and done an assessment that they forgot to send me before making an offer. It's been a week

Was over at some friends last night. Their 3 year old was playing with a toy that I 3D printed for her first birthday.

Good feeling, day made

400 years ago some racist pricks decide to build the CBD at the edge of the fucking continent. Now I must sit in traffic

Nothing quite like when a client is whining about something incredibly obvious/predictable/intuitive and you can hear how it's breaking their tiny little civilian brain

Starting the new gig tomorrow. Don't really know what to expect from this one but always hopefully. I was really hoping to finish up the freelance project by now and have no overlap but oh well

Gene Hackman and his wife and dog all found dead.

He was like 95 or something. She was 63. Daughter said she suspects a gas leak.

Much sad, RIP to the legend, the OG Lex Luther

Michelle Trachtenberg died. Complications from a liver transplant apparently.

RIP

Does Scotty know?

For every Meghan with an H out there, there's a Sara without one

Being french is okay for adults, that's their own personal choice but I don't think it's appropriate for children

"in matters of the heart, always follow your dick"
Vince Masuka

HOA: *sends an email about all the rules and regs and colours and shit for installing aircons*

Also HOA: *does nothing about this*

Power Rangers In Space, Power Rangers SPD and Power Rangers Lost Galaxy are all different things. Obviously.

Anyway, why am I single?

Also any thing after Dino Thunder is pretty much pointless, except SPD, but the continuity is merky there

And load shedding is back.... Fokken poes

Between Lila Tournay and The Black Fairy, I'm starting to wonder if maybe Jaime Murray is just completely unhinged