Dev life pro tip:

If you lack years of experience or proven track record of a specific technology, just say you do but you can't talk about. You signed a NDA. Very sensitive. Icky stuff for the CIA. The less you know the lesser the chance you end up naked in rural idaho, tripping balls on LSD convinced you are a toad for the rest of your life compliment of the MKULTRA program

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Spain is based.

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Do you see the first image saying "THE BURN"?

Open this rant to know the story of this image.

Guys apparently they added a rainbow in GTA and the right wingers are clenching their sphincters. .

I'm tired. Guess I'd better give up on this marriage shit, take my tax money and hide in the wood. Fuck society.

Crypto Queen Ruja Ignatova is my dream sugar mammy. Ruja if you read this call me xoxo

Javascript is truely the language of the proletariat. If I was president CPU would be Javascript-native and if you're caught doing anything else, you're sent to gulag

Gulag is 20 hours a day of mining bitcoin using brainfuck only.

Yay donald trump declared me a terrorist.

They are terrorized lmao.

I really have to start spreading leftist propaganda on linkedin lmao

I think it's the right place

(Unrelated, I guess dfox spread the cache, huh?)

EDIT: nope still slow af

The smaller the penis the bigger the country.

For example, have you been to luxemburg?

france PM got kicked out. The new PM saluted his "bravery".

The dude knew for years kids were getting raped in his town's primary school and did nothing. Yeah super brave

Last time I was in Brussel and the train conductor made his announcement in dutch only.

This kind of thing is how you get a civil war. There are rules. Brussel is both, wallonia is french (except the german part but nobody really cares about them) and the flemmish country is dutch. Except the town on the borders (and also some others) who also speak both. There's also the part of flanders that's in wallonia close to limburg, but it's a part we exchanged against comines-warneton that is close to france.

Sp to go from brussel to germany we would have to go from brussel to flanders and then to wallonia, and then to germany. If the train guy speaks the wrong language the train company have to pay fines.

Yall no me i'm no leftie but some gendered stuff are retarded. Like bike for women? What the fuck it's a machine retard why cant i use it just because I have a penis? Discrimination

Starting a side project. It's called UNIQUE.

Think of it as the vim of music production. DAWs are good for learning music but my workflow is getting clunky.

I like the looping mechanism of ableton though so I'm planning to do that in a standalone way.

It'll take me quite a bit of time i bet but if I pull it off I could get a job in audio

Imagine being a soldier during XVIII century europe.

You can shoot 3 bullet a minute. Meanwhile, you have to stand there and walk like an idiot knowing you're gonna die in exactly 50 seconds because anything else would be "uncivilized".

My wife can't work because they won't give her a visa.

They won't give her a visa because I "don't earn enough" (I billed 8000 euros / month last year).

Are right-wingers retarded? Yes.

If you'd let her work she wouldn't need me to sustain herself you dumb bitches

You know what we should all create a coop and find work for each other.

DevRant consulting anybody? We can be bigger than McKinsley

By whining about migrants 24/7, these idiots white-wingers are selling the worldview where their country is an eldorado and that every african or whatever wants to come there.

That alone, in turn, encourages more people to emigrate.

Now that I got fired I can finally go on strike. Every leftist dreamlife starts now.

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I want to contact those women, they sound very smart and well-rounded. I am now a somali prince.

Me and my wife always dreamed of living in america.

Europe in a dictatorship, you can't even shoot your dog

Wow there's a new season of king of the hill

Can you use laundry sweetener as bath salts? Let's find out

Stop starving journalists retards.

So we can't have the testers having slack because slack cost money

Corporate bullcrap I swear

Guys let's talk about the discriminatory language some people uses in here. For example an user called "Lensflare" just called me a waffle.

The use of racial slurs against my people will not be tolerated.

15.30

Time to start working

I love sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Actually I don't like rock and roll that much

And sex is all right, but it's a bit overrated.

Actually i just love drugz

Could one go to the center of the sun in a giant freeza?