The smaller the penis the bigger the country.

For example, have you been to luxemburg?

france PM got kicked out. The new PM saluted his "bravery".

The dude knew for years kids were getting raped in his town's primary school and did nothing. Yeah super brave

Last time I was in Brussel and the train conductor made his announcement in dutch only.

This kind of thing is how you get a civil war. There are rules. Brussel is both, wallonia is french (except the german part but nobody really cares about them) and the flemmish country is dutch. Except the town on the borders (and also some others) who also speak both. There's also the part of flanders that's in wallonia close to limburg, but it's a part we exchanged against comines-warneton that is close to france.

Sp to go from brussel to germany we would have to go from brussel to flanders and then to wallonia, and then to germany. If the train guy speaks the wrong language the train company have to pay fines.

Yall no me i'm no leftie but some gendered stuff are retarded. Like bike for women? What the fuck it's a machine retard why cant i use it just because I have a penis? Discrimination

Starting a side project. It's called UNIQUE.

Think of it as the vim of music production. DAWs are good for learning music but my workflow is getting clunky.

I like the looping mechanism of ableton though so I'm planning to do that in a standalone way.

It'll take me quite a bit of time i bet but if I pull it off I could get a job in audio

Imagine being a soldier during XVIII century europe.

You can shoot 3 bullet a minute. Meanwhile, you have to stand there and walk like an idiot knowing you're gonna die in exactly 50 seconds because anything else would be "uncivilized".

My wife can't work because they won't give her a visa.

They won't give her a visa because I "don't earn enough" (I billed 8000 euros / month last year).

Are right-wingers retarded? Yes.

If you'd let her work she wouldn't need me to sustain herself you dumb bitches

You know what we should all create a coop and find work for each other.

DevRant consulting anybody? We can be bigger than McKinsley

By whining about migrants 24/7, these idiots white-wingers are selling the worldview where their country is an eldorado and that every african or whatever wants to come there.

That alone, in turn, encourages more people to emigrate.

Now that I got fired I can finally go on strike. Every leftist dreamlife starts now.

https://reddit.com/r/...

I want to contact those women, they sound very smart and well-rounded. I am now a somali prince.

Me and my wife always dreamed of living in america.

Europe in a dictatorship, you can't even shoot your dog

Wow there's a new season of king of the hill

Can you use laundry sweetener as bath salts? Let's find out

Stop starving journalists retards.

So we can't have the testers having slack because slack cost money

Corporate bullcrap I swear

Guys let's talk about the discriminatory language some people uses in here. For example an user called "Lensflare" just called me a waffle.

The use of racial slurs against my people will not be tolerated.

15.30

Time to start working

I love sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Actually I don't like rock and roll that much

And sex is all right, but it's a bit overrated.

Actually i just love drugz

Could one go to the center of the sun in a giant freeza?

@Lensflare genonoz

I have a zakouski for u

It's attached to me

When you really think about it (and I did), Apple works more like a sex-cult than a company

Republicans shut down House floor to avoid Epstein vote

Jizz did they end up in the basement??????

GET IT?????? THE FLOOR SHUT DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's 2040. Your job, start wealth and social caste is now determined by Microsoft IA.

There are 49million kangaroos in Australia and 3.5million people in Uruguay which means if the kangaroos were to invade Uruguay, each person will have to fight 14 kangaroos

Soundgarden once made a parody of these hair rock band from the 70ies lmao

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Remember 3 months ago when i said donald trump was a peedo

So apparently they forgot some debug shit in the eSim firmware and now all the 2-fa system that uses phone number is in jeopardy.

lmao what a bunch of clown. People who use windows ladiez and genz.

Retardz.

Those flemmish idiots set the tomorrowland scene on fire lmao.

(Sorry if youre a flemmish idiot I love you, limburgers are the real enemy)