just wrote this on the wall of the toilet at microsoft cafe im berlin lmao

now i'm fleeing the country

Out of the purest of curiosity, what is it that makes you think that "yeah, this is ok to vandalize for"?

Coward

@ScriptCoded I was wondering the other day if he would be painting swastikas on teslas if he lived in the usa.

Coward. Should've gone and told people face to face.

@Ranchonyx I did but there was only waitresses.

@ScriptCoded prolly the few years of expectancy and thousands of euros their anticompetitive practices, bundled sales and shitty software costed me.

How is your boss dick taste like, simp? :D

@Demolishun yeah prolly. Don't you think electric cars are pushed by the globalist wokes or some other bullshit?

@Demolishun the problem with electric cars is that you can't just put a sock in the exhaust gaz

@atheist "Fleeing" was a figure of speech idiot I just have a train to catch. It's not like I was coming here for holidays

@antigermanist I can't work out how to make "constrained by schedule" sound as quippy as coward so please imagine I put something equally quippy here.

@atheist all right I will try. Closing my eyes now.

Also, thanks for seeing the light side of my remark. Lot of people flying off the handle here of late. I'm just here to chat shit.

@ScriptCoded also I went to a place called "Digital eatery" and only then i realize it's fucking microsoft.

False advertisement. I don't want to give any money to these evil fucks.

What are you pissed coz you work there or something?

@atheist thank your mum, she gaves great anilinguis

@antigermanist that she does. I inherited her tongue, I can get it in anywhere.

Let me know if you'd like to take it for a spin 😏

@atheist ik bud i'm addicted to online flaming. It's a drag really. I'm on my fourth rehab

Now they are getting the wrong message. "Some idiot who fails at basic English grammar is vandalizing our toilets"

@ScriptCoded

> Out of the purest of curiosity, what is it that makes you think that "yeah, this is ok to vandalize for"?

You know ostream…

Microsoft == corpotards && Germany == nazis

@Lensflare true that.

But also microsoft are nazis. Which means microsoft is german.

Which obviously mean germans are americans.

Rammstein said it best.

@Lensflare not all germans are nazis though. We were in front of marx memorial and some german guy started talking enthousiastically to us about Daddy Karlie.

No idea what he said but he was kool. He didn't stop talking for 10 minutes even though we were obviously not understanding anything

@Lensflare you did not just do the "grammar nazi" bit did you? lol

"Windows suck dicks" is false advertising. Why you trying to help sell Windows?

@antigermgerm

> not all germans are nazis though

No shit?

@Demolishun of course I did!

microsoft cafe?

jokes aside, nobody at microsoft will see this. All you did is piss off some lower wage people and presented GNU/Linux community as vandals. Good job!

I wonder if they have have cameras of people going in and out of restroom. They could also probably record cell connections to towers in the area. Then they would have time between when they cleaned restroom to know when graffiti appeared. Then they could use AI to analyze data and cross reference with known population of Javascript devs.

@Demolishun it‘s microsoft. They probably have hidden cams in every toilet cubicle.

@Demolishun the same "AI" Amazon used in their walk-out stores, e.g. thousands of outsourced lowest wage workers who watched their monitors 24/7?

Nice!

Thank you for your service. Would've left a huge dump right on the seat as well. #gateslessgates

@Lensflare I know, its a bit shocking but there's MAYBE one or two who deserve asylym

@Demolishun well it's a matter of free speech

@antigermgerm yup, but sadly not everyone gets what they deserve. :/