Why do I have this eerie feeling this won't end well...

Has anyone tried to write something in Python with disabled GIL already? Which difference did you see?

Sometimes during my coding raids the psytrance hits so hard I feel it triggers some reaction in my adderall intoxicated brain. Feels like i could split space with my focus

Goes on teams, since it got shoved down my throat because everyone has to use this malware. Might at least clock around to see what free shit it has to offer.

Oh cool, visio? Thats the architecture diagramming tool isnt it? Thats perfect I could use it for my presentation, let me just drag this UML class...

YoU HaVe DiScOvErEd A PrEmIuM FeAtUrE! BuY ViSiO NoW!!

Sometimes, I wish the times of companies simply barring you from access completely to come back. Freemium is the worst bullshit piece of shit business model ever.

I'm sorry little unused tuple, I know you want to show who you are but if I let you, nothing will be orthogonal and you know that daddy just can't have that. Hey, at least I didn't disintegrate you like bad Mr.Black does everytime I look away, so heads up alright? :)

Be pragmatic. Read the pragmatic programmer. This and Designing Data-Intensive applications (Kleppmann) gave me hope that there are people out there who indulge in the noble magic by value rather than material.

Where can i continue? Read clean code (meh, was funny but a tad dry) ML by Raschke

To automatically register your software to open on login should be classed as a capital crime, with the punishment being public execution by the spoon murderer

Anyone else got this „Are you still watching“ Netflix gist in YouTube?

Makes sense in Netflix when you fall asleep after chilling, but YouTube?

Completely ripped me out of focus -.-

Free at last! I quit my soul sucking job from these demon bosses. I’ll use use this opportunity now to become a freelancer. Any tips for the German market would be greatly appreciated!

Whoever played Detroit Become human in the past:

Did you have some tense conversations afterwards and imagined yourself as seeing the different paths you could take or do I have to tell my parents I’m autistic?

Also goddamn this game hit me in right in the Filz, I also played Heavy Rain ages ago and must say I love this format

Git Blame before git was invented:

I’ve come to terms that my company is blasphemisizing what software engineering has taught me to be right and true. Fuck unittesting, fuck VcS, let’s go rawdogging the changes to prod like the real men did back when the times were great hell yea

You know just what I love my evening novel to be? Documentation of software, written by someone who clearly doesn’t understand what the fuck this is all on about. Literally created a cyclic paragraph (end of paragraph -> see also paragraph b : end of paragraph b -> see paragraph a) without having explained the concept at all.

Why just whyyy

The PM decides to know everything, until I ask them something. „oh this is too technical for me, go somewhere else for the answer“.

Excuse me? You know what they need but do you know why they need JUST LIKE THAT??!? Every project starts to feel like a fucking scam

My work with ArangoDB has taught me a very important lesson, which is that the dog says гав гав

In the future, everything will run in the browser, and you will be happy

Let’s hear the opinion of the public consensus. In a big system with many different things doing their own thing, should you expect the part which is responsible for logging / information purposes to book account payables in the ERP? Like, am I an idiot or should I start learning Chinese? Do I understand “send email” wrong?

Anyone else getting a small confidence boost on your progression when you circle back to the documentation for something and whatever you're doing with the software is under the "Advanced" or "More Complex Use-Cases" tab? Like I can now answer questions on the basic shit I guess...

Boss asks why I’m taking so long.

I answer with because everyone is asking about this every 10 minutes and my colleagues can’t help because theyre overloaded themselves. I can’t concentrate but I’m finished almost anyway.

Boss asks to take a look. He says this is not right.

Boss takes his spin on it all. Code is now doing what it wants.

Boss asks why im taking so long.

Freemium „FOSS“ nowadays:
Release notes of major version!
Major changes: one thing
Minor changes: 3 things

Thanks to @X for contributing major change
Thanks to @y @z @aa for the three minor things.
Here’s a wet handshake.

Now click this button to see which features we‘re taking away from you for not paying us you fucking beggar!

Say what you want about Angular, but this framework made me like Typescript.

Made a website and 4K final for university in 10 days with Angular, FastAPI, ArangoDB and docker. No prior experience with Typescript whatsoever. Sessions, User Management, data manipulation and a d3-force graph which doesn’t dance around like a fucking clown. I feel like a fucking god right now

Remember everyone. 5 hours of ChatGPT will always save you 5 minutes of stackoverflow

Im on vacation and my boss is terrorising my phone number. Having answered after the 5 th call he claims I’m not on vacation until i sent out a handover to all my colleagues. Fuck this shit I’m so done with them

I finally figured out how fucking JWT authentication works. It felt like I was standing all my life and I just sat down

Some people referencing each other makes it seem like this platform is a small circle. Do you guys meet in real life too?

I can’t get enough of loading up my brain with some good lines of pure knowledge. Reading math professors works on graph theory gives me the kick to survive the frustration of being amidst a mass of golems, bashing their heads with ad hominem while being completely oblivious of the fact they’re stuck in the 70s in terms of technological standards.

- C-Suite: What the fuck this is not at all what I needed!! My whole company is on collision course with a liquidity crisis. You fucking idiot what did you do I’m so stressed oh noo
- This twat: I don’t ask questions to not stress you out

Where do I find out if my work laptops hardware is compatible with Linux?
Edit: without installing Linux and seeing what happens

This can't go on any longer. Microsoft needs to disband. This company is the incarnaction of the demon-guys who make this diarrhea enrgyy drink in Devil May Cry. Wher's Dante when you need him?