@Lensflare I don‘t need to go to whatever websites that you are linking.

You can‘t experience the state of being dead, by definition.
No amount of drugs or spiritual bullshit will give you an actual experience of being dead, because nobody knows how it is to be dead, because it‘s fucking impossible, again, by definition.

Just because your drug trips give you the feeling of "woah bro, it’s totally like I‘m dead, bro" doesn‘t mean it‘s actually like being dead. Fucking imbecile.

I was taking the tram and was standing near the door, a woman in front of me just had the door shut in her face, so I pushed the button quick and she could board (with a swollen face).

The poor lady was like 83 from vietnam. She told me about the how important it is to live in the here and now and control your mind.

Neostalinism is an ideology aiming at the physical eradication of all right-winger and if you think I should be punished for supporting it, you might be a nazi. Have you heard of freedom of speech, bitch?

In my heart I will always be for an independent Brittany.

BZH bitches

https://wikihow.com/Relax-Your-Sphi...

@Lensflare

Work: are we ready for the superbowl?
Me:

Did you know that long before Eipstein and other Weinsteins were cool, we had our own pedo scandal in Belgium?

I remember because it was a whole pedocriminal ring in higher ups in the governement, but what I mostly remember was the name of the dude.

Dutroux. It's funny because in french, trou means hole. That shit would be scripted you wouldnt' believe it

Guys I decided to become a drug broker. I don't "sell" drugs but if you want drugs to arrive by the post, let me know on matrix

Pick your warrior

I want to live in a house like this.

At 14, my grandpa had a boyscout trip to Britany, france. He met my grandma near a fountain, they exchanged their address and started communicating.

They exchanged letter for ten years. In the meanwhile, she had married a man and had a child. But the husband unfortunately died of tuberculosis.

So they met 10 years later, at the same fountain, and he brought her to belgium to spend their life together.

RIP bonne maman you were the best

Hug your parents while you can :'(

Apparently Peogeot is gonna launch a wheel-less car.

That's so smart. If you don't need to turn or stir the car you're gonna go in a straight line, thus faster.

The french did it again

We spent WEEKS getting the permission system right for this project.

This monday 11.30 they tell me we need to change it, preferably by this morning

Now I have 4 branches to merge, I can't remember where the features are, we have regressions all around, the client aren't happy, people can't work, everything explode.

We started this projects 6 months ago, you had all the time to think about it.

Did you know the generous North Korean state have distributed drugz through the world?

Most based country. I wish Belgium had the balls to gulag the right-wingers and steal bitcoins. Europe is fucking boring

Help me find hooks for my techno radio.

I got:

"Boomradio, we got more booms than north korea"
"Boomradio, we got bigger booms than the tsar bomba"
"Boomradio, we got boomboomed by the boomboomtcha"
"Boomradio, you heard it once. It's too late".
"Boomradio, so you think you can dance?"
"Boomradio, be like water but dont spread around"
"Boomradio, we got more vibe than your crack dealer"

Fascinating. Did you know people with multiple personality disorder could rape themselves?

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/...

@chatgpt if i shove acid in my butthole will i see god?

Guys theoretically could one basejump from a trebuchet?

Imagine golf or bowls but instead of throwing balls with the hands you use handmade trebuchets.

dsfasdf

I think I might be using weed and social medias to cover for my depression

Guys what should I get my wife for her birthday?

What about a monkey?

https://exoticanimalsforsaleonline.net/...

Rule 1: God coded reality in Javascript. It's mechanism underlie science, spirituality and our experience of life as a whole.

Rule 2: Germany bad

Guys am i the only one removing my pants by jumping backward into the bed and rolling back until I'm leg up, catching my ankle and pulling?

It's the most efficient way I found

Good way to code:

vim

Bad way to code:

No-code. Frontpage. IA-assisted. Winmac. No you don't need bytecode. WYSYWYG. IDEs.

If I was the president of programming those people would be on their way to the moon.

WHICH KOREA ARE YOU WITH?

I'M NORTH BITCHES

CODERS

IT IS TIME TO STRIKE. NO MORE MEETING BEFORE 10AM. WE DECIDE THE DEADLINE. NO MORE FEATURE UNTIL ALL THE TECH DEBT IS FIXED. NO MORE MANAGERS. IN FACT, NO MORE MEETING AT ALL. ALL ASYNC.

WE WANT OUR SPORT AND HOBBY PAID COZ SITTING ALL DAY IS SUPER BAD FOR YOUR BACK.

WE WANT GLASSES COZ WE STARE AT SCREEN ALL DAY

WE WANT FREE DRUGZ BECAUSE.

I've made some dub techno / drone with some free jazz samples:

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Lmao I got ip-blocked from lemmings.world.