I tried GPT5.

It's still retarded.

That's it. I'm moving to the metaverse!

Apple gave a gold statue to trump.

Yanks really are cocksuckers lmao

What's your favorite letter? Mine is Z. It have a fascinating history. it was originally an S, but it became edgy and angular.

Some people boycott. Some people do boyscouts

CSS is for children.

Who needs colors and blinking and custom fonts. Those things are retarded. HTML have everything you need to make functional websites.

Actually if you ever used CSS we should send you to gulag

White people are disguisting and I should know, I am one.

My old cat is 24. It's because we give her some CBD oil to cure her oilments.

I think my favorite alternate universe is the one in crimson skies.

Prohibition failed to pass congress in the US, which leads the US to balkanize and close their state borders. Airplanes and zeppelins are ubiquitous and there are space pirates getting loots all over the country

I'm done with the black market. Now i'm ordering my weed from silk road

Bonus I can get some 2cb and have a psychedelic trip in the wood. My shitty weed deala dont even have 2cb. It's a connoisseur drug. Nobody knows about it. One time I got caught at the airport in the chemical detector and I'm pretty sure the border patrol agent knew what it was but he still let me go.

Why do we always talk about ponzi pyramids and never ponzi cubes or ponzi spheres?

The Minister of True Lies

As a sovereign citizen, I hereby declare war on the Federal Republic of Germany.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I was at the sauna and some bitch started whining about how he was a leftist but leftist party don't talk enough about immigration

I was like "yea you're some kind of national socialist right?"

Fkn nazi. I hope he gets AIDS

You know how everybody just streams music nowadays?

Not everybody, though. The record shop in my city are blooming because of all the tourists and hipsters. I was thinking I could sell my music that way.

I do a little wooden "jukebox" with an old phone, some headphones and a POS (a credit card reader), and I offer to sell tracks for a small price (maybe 1 euro). I bet a few people would bite if I ask the record shop to keep it for a week and we split the profit.

Joe Biden got ass cancer

There was an illegal rave in france. The people had paid for a container to come and people stayed on the site to pick up their trash.

The police kicked them out BEFORE they could clean and then made videos about how ravers were disguisting.

Germany have bled Greece public services because of their debt rules bullshit when they had a good economy.

Now they want to borrow tons of money to buy bombs.

Fuck their governement srsly

Who do you think is the greatest belgian person of all times?

Is it Eddy Mercks, Jean Claude Van Damme, Django Reinhart or Toots Thielmans?

Guys I'm launching a retired dev camps. Let's just pool a few thousand each, buy a piece of land and a couple of tipi in spain near the surf spot, grow weed and do contract jobs and finally enjoy life.

I am leaving my hateful past behind and decided to love germany from now on.

My best friend in montreal was a gay bavarian guy. He was a chemist and the brewmaster of his village so he brewed me beer in the bathtub.

@Lensflare @tosensei you are my brothers and I love you.

This is a song about log files

https://youtube.com/watch/...

According to gates elon is killing all the poorest children.

And if they all die who is he supposed to rape? :3

AI models don't work with any assumption. they're just very carefully weighted dice. autocomplete on steroids. there is no actual "intelligence" there, no understanding, no nothing.

just "calibrated randomness", in a manner

Kinda like germans or people who can't code in Javascript, but smarter

Wow there's a new gong fu tea place. 7 euros for the gong fu yellow tea, that's so cheap (like you can drink your tea for an hour, in theory there's like 7 cups).

Tea makes me happy.

https://amazon.com.be/-/en/...

GUYS I FOUND THIS WATER BOTTLE THAT ADDS HYDROGEN IN YOUR WATER. HOW GREAT IS THAT

1 OXYGINATED WATER BOTTLE = 766 BANANAZ

Israelis just attacked a civilians boat in Malta. Malta is in the UE. This is clearly a cassus belli and we should retaliate against Israel and its support (Germany, the US). Putin isn't the only threat.

Just nuke these fuckers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

ANARCHOBUDDHISM FTW

I love it when american from irish or german descent think they're white. You're white the way slavs are white (not really).

Sorry being white is cool kid only. There's only one kind of white person: waloons.

The rest of yee aren't pure enough.

@MamaLovesHummus

PADUCAH - Tommy Burgess, 46, has thrown the town for a loop after tying the knot with an Iranian woman he met online while searching for “exotic hummus recipes.” The wedding took place in a quiet backyard ceremony last Saturday, though most of Tommy’s family refused to attend, citing “confusion, concern, and a general lack of understanding of geography.”
“She’s not from here, and that’s scary,” said Tommy’s Aunt Brenda, while nervously clutching a casserole. “I thought Iran was a shampoo brand until last week.”
Tommy insists his new bride, Laleh, is “the best thing that ever happened to me,” and says her cooking has already replaced every casserole he’s ever known. While some family members remain skeptical, others are slowly warming up—especially after trying her saffron rice and realizing it doesn’t bite.
This is a developing story.
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