Holy s**t, I was wondering why my fans were noisy and my computer so warm lately. So I checked inside to see this. The CPU fan is fucking resting on the graphics card like Dr House on his stick.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present you the API I'm working with...

That's a pretty fucking useful error description right there.

So my local job center had me convert my LaTeX CV into Word format, as apparently PDF is to techy for them.

When they fight in emails and you are just CC.. 😂

I recently won a "Hack the Bank" competition where I had to hack an ATM and withdraw a large sum of money.

But what's funny, is that after the competition ended, the organizers installed Kali on the actual ATM.

Me: IT call center.

Lady: Hi! I cant access the shared folder!

Me: Ok. I'll try and help you out. Whats happening when you click on it?

Lady: ok ok... {clicks}... Now it's asking me to entered my password. Should I enter it?

Me: Do you know it?

Lady: Yeah.

Me: yeah try entering it.

Lady: YES. That worked! Thank you so so much!!!

Me: No problem. Have a good day!

Put some kind of course into the studies which makes students get in touch with open source technology.

May it be arduino's, open source languages, frameworks, whatever.

But especially teach them what open source stands for. I mean we already teach them how to work with closed source technology explicitly so let's show them the other side as well!

Today my classmate came up to me and said he was a hacker.

I told him to prove it, and guess what? HE ACTUALLY HACKED GOOGLE!

It was amazing! He impressed so many kids in the class with his skills of pressing F12! How impressive is that?

He even wore a black hoodie and can spell his name in binary code. Not to mention, he changed google doc's page color to black and the font to green as he typed his essay.

I need to be careful... This 1337 h4x0r is really scary.

83w4r3

Got my first ducky :)

I'm an iOS developer and I spent my entire weekend trying to learn .Net for work.

Did you know Google's home page have 12000lines of front end code😲😷

Ladies and gentlemen...Python.

I just realized a "hash" symbol is slanted to the right (#) and a "sharp" symbol is slanted to the left (♯) ...

What language should I learn to get away from JS?

Got confused in my excitement... this is where the stickers go, right?

Decided to do a custom 404 page for my site, what do you think?

I hate eclipse. Just hate it. From the core of my heart, I sincerely hate it.

Meanwhile in Production ...

Choosing a pc to buy.
- kids: "can it run minecraft?"
- casual gamers: "can it run overwatch?"
- serious gamers: "can it run witcher 3?"
- business people: "can it run several excel sheets?"
- me: "can it run linux?"

How to vertically center in css..

Me yesterday. I dont have my laptop now...

When you are chewing mentos and because you are thirsty, you drink coke.

SPRINKLE ALL OVER MY DESK!

Command Line > GUI

!Rant
Thought this was kind of funny for us lady devs/programmers, and something we can relate to.

The lady in the image is an engineer/programmer and is getting married but doesn't have any girlfriends (since she works in a mostly male oriented field, like us). So instead of having female bridesmaids she had her close brogrammers / college classmates stand up in her wedding with her. I mean, it was probably less drama, anyways! 😂

I'm the only girl on my team so I def relate!

*not my pic*

...and you should also know MangoDB"

I laughed and disconnected the call.

I'm designing a new programming language, so far it looks like this:

!hodor hodor

if (hodor==hodor)
hodor

hodor (hodor)
hodor
hodor hodor //hodor, hodor
hodor
hodor
hodor hodor hodor
hodor

hodor 1024
hodor 42

while (hodor<hodor)
hodor.hodor
if (hododor==hodor)
hodor hodor
hodor

There's a compile error somewhere, but I can't find it.

Spend around 8 hours trying to adapt code I found on the internet to my problem, without success.

Spend around half an hour implementing it myself, with success.

Guess I should put more trust in my skills...

Git!=Github

HR: We have received complain that you have been sexually harassing an intern.
Me: No, I wasn’t. Me and the new intern all we talk about is Coding, Apps, and TV-Series
HR: You are lying. I have the words that you said to the intern. Do you want me to read it out.
Me: I have no clue what I said to the intern so please read it out.
HR: You said, “Always pull before you push”. Do you remember saying this?
Me: Yes, I was teaching the intern how to use GIT.
HR: Okay, let me call the intern and let see if he says the same.

** Intern **
HR: Was he sexually harassing you today at any time.
Intern: No
HR: Did he said, “Pull before you push” to you?
Intern: Yes
HR: What does that mean, sounds like a slang for something sexual.
Intern: haha, no it means that I should pull the changes made to the files before I can push the changes I did to the code from my computer.
HR: But he said something else like he was teaching you how to use GIT
Intern: Yes, that’s what GIT is.
HR: Okay both of you can go and don’t use this type of terms in the future it doesn’t make good working culture.

New highscore

Ah, this makes me feel nostalgic.