i think this companys coffee is sus. they put some shit in it. every time i drink it in an hour i feel very high urge to take a MASSIVE SHIT. BIG SHITS TURDS coming outside of my asshole. i cant be shitting so much i need to work!

just spent a good three days of my week off trying to figure out how to containerize a couple of services. nothing crazy, two frontends communicating with the same backend and then having it all be handled via a nginx reverse proxy.

i cannot overstate how much i do not like docker at this moment in time. it seems like every time i run into a solved issue for any underlying technology, docker *requires* you to figure out some workaround to do it differently. obviously my use case isn't exactly the docker use case (i am NEVER going to redeploy these services anywhere else and i will only ever develop locally and run remotely) but i cannot imagine myself keeping sane trying to configure this for anything larger. things just don't make sense in my brain here.

I just keep reinventing javascript

Happy Easter
Happy Hitler's Birthday
Happy 420 day

I saw a video today that claimed that the MOST STRESSFUL job in the world is ...

wait for it....

Midwife/Stay at home parent.

I lol'd at it. I just thought, can't they automate a bunch of their chores with say, roombas, dishwashers and washing machines?

I just found out there are men who wear their dick upside down, isn’t ur dick suppose to be curved under your balls unless you have an erection?

I don't know if I'm one of the only ones who struggles performing at their job.

I have a good foundation in Computer Science and a few degrees, yet I somehow always struggle, especially in Business Analysis. I know it's partially my specific situation since I need to catch up on some studying.

I want Software Development to be comfortable, not agony where 80% of the time I'm pulling my hair out trying to understand how something works. It just makes the job unpleasant. I currently hate algorithms, databases and custom client logic.

For me, Software Development is either fun solving a problem, or dealing with a convoluted, annoying business problem that has to be solved in a very custom way, coupled with tons of headaches about how to engineer things. I don't want that. I want fun and discovery, not agony and wishing I weren't in this industry.

Cursus publicus hehehe funny name for a postal system which so often loses mail and delivers things people don't what

ostream, are you visiting the USA?
Some dude in NYC got caught on camera sexually violating a dude that died on the subway.

Years ago someone said
To someone else to stop getting in trouble

Yet that's all they did
Ever

All they did it is make this stupid world repetitive and robotic

And what world ?

Most of my country was destroyed by the time I was an adult and rebuilt

Made tortilla pizzas today!

tortilla
pizza sauce
cheddar/Colby shredded cheese
pepperoni
sausage
Parmesan

Baked 7 minutes at 420 F.

Gave me a reason to speak with a Mexican accent and hold my finger likes this 🤌.

My kid who didn't want to try them said it was good. Thumbs up!

If you had to choose a technology to build a mobile app (for both platforms), which one would you pick and why: .NET, React Native, or a native language?

That moment in the morning you realise today is going to be a shit day

Isn’t it funny how people can be pretty mean to each other, yet half of them don’t realize that all they really wish for is for all of it to go away forever?

https://devrant.molodetz.nl/Gotta-g..., after updating https://molodetz nl/log ofcourse. No time is ever wasted.

Images don't upload to devrant at the moment. Use https://devrant.molodetz.nl. Videos also allowed.

My colleague is so annoying! Whenever she found an issue with the site or app (as I newly handle this project. The guy before this wrote redundant code overload.)

she tags everyone in the company just to point out the issue, demanding Me to fix it. Like "it is your project yoi should know better "

I check the git. That's wasn't my code at all. Some guy (idk wtf )in 2024 wrote it.

Do you know that Microsoft helps the israel rats to genocide Palestinians...

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND EVERY RACIST EMPLOYEE THAT HELP THE FUCKING ISRAEL

What positive support stories do you guys have?

I have two:

One, is from myself. I lost the power cable to my XPS 15 (the fancy one, 4k touch) and had a knock off replacement battery that got in flames. I called support that I can't find original adapter anywhere for my XPS and told also that I lost the original one. They just sent me a new one for free! Would it have to do since it was such fancy laptop?

Other one was from a friend, together we tried to install Linux on an iPod (such classing one with 80gb I guess) and that thing did nothing anymore in exception of showing a penguin and turn off again. Anyway, he went to the store and got it replaced for free!

Worst support: OpenAI. It has automated service pretending to be human that emphatizes with you. It defines your problem in it's own words (pretending to have listened) and says things like "Oh, that sounds bad if x y z", And that's all. I wrote several emails so I know they're fake as f. Always that empathy email. They're evil. The amount of things that don't work at OpenAI is too damn high!

Pine cone: I told them about their weird billing practices, got nothing back. I still often e-mail them. But I do not think they spend time on a lost customer.

I want to continue to interpret things like a normal person

Would you asshats please die ?

It's misinterpetable because these things were meant to appeal to normal people you dumb freaks

Do you folks have a constant "culture switching" in workplace? by switching i mean things like standup time , leaving time , lunch time etc getting changed every few days?

I feel like being part of team that is run by a dictator ever since our tech lead changed.

earlier we used to have 11 am standup, now out of blue she decided it will be on 9.30.
Its weird because most of the team can't reach office before 10am on WFO days and I personally ma having my breakfast with laptop open till 11 on WFH day.
I mean it could look bad if I was a construction worker getting paid by the hour, but am a fucking developer who can write code on his own time and only my work and timelines should matter.

same thing about leaving office. there is no official time to leave but i have to travel 2 hours so i usually leave at 5. i usually compensate this with working till 8 -8.30 on a wfh day but now sudden 1.5 hour meetings are becoming so much more common.

Another thing about leaves. earlier we could take leaves if we had some of our 22+ paid leaves remaining.
We would just need to inform to our manager and 99% of time he would instantly approve.
Now it feels like giving a request to government office. TL would not approve until the very last day. and if the leave falls in a month where other people are on leave as well, it might not get approved at all .
mind you, our team is quite decent at 5 android devs, 2 ios devs and 2 backend devs. i am an androdmid dev and i couldn't het a leave even if all 4 other devs are present on a day but an ios dev is not present, which I don't understand why?

weird cultural shift from "we have a relaxing environment and only focus on achieving targets" to "you do as we say, there are no team decision and votes"

Anyone loan me 3 grand or a handgun?

Fuck modern Microsoft.

Jesus I need a real internet connection

Fuck you give me job

readable just means "write it in the way I typically write / understand it in"

which makes it a confusing moving target of whatever the local consensus is... and I don't think these people are self-aware of this fact then just get mad at others for not "getting it" automatically, bah

Did you know that Set Theory is a fundamental building block for studying databases? : )

Is it the time period coming up that I'm remembering where everything sucked less and things like this

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2ETHor5/

Were literally just what they seemed and we all tried neat things before people turned everything into something weird and awful again reminding me of bs ?

I fucking hate snorers!

Shaved my hair with the intention to make a buzzcut. Shaver dies in the middle of the procedure. Yelp. Chill at home for the next 2 hours looking like a latestage cancer patient. Okay lets go on. Zzzz
One clean strip of mozzarella looking back through the mirror. Forgot to attach the 3 mm thingie after cleaning. Bald it is. Still great decision, dandruff gone in less than a day. Hell yea!!!

Trump is butt fucking America

I was just thinking about how fucking nuts the people were around me as a kid

Can anyone weigh in with some lovely anecdotes from their childhood of the kind of bonkers people they were exposed to ?