I love you guys (sexually and emotionally)

Job at Duckduckgo

$178,500 USD annually and stock options

https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/duck-duck-...

Wish I was skilled enough to bag this

What is our Sid The Pajeet up to these days?

I'll be volunteering for a Pride Festival event this month.

Fuck the LGBTQ+ but at least I get to see a different city. I play ball and have fun later in that city.

I'll be nice to the fags and trannies. Thank fuck they won't read my devRant posts.

A message to the LGTBQ community.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

humans need forced expiry dates probably at age 50. I don't see the point of all these old retards running around being allowed to drive, vote, and participate in society and economy.

that's why I love the US; They're like you had your time, boom you get cancer. I thought Japan is better, but I am wrong. US is better.

We need start killing the old.

setError("fag") is already committed and pushed.

Omfg.

Time to delete entire git history.

"I just wanna go home and jerk off"

- Morty

Have my Japanese driving license today.

Wish me luck.

If I pass I'm buying an SUV and getting bitches

Having no personal computer is tough at times

NASA is a make-believe company. Can you name anything they've done in the last 67 years except make some low budge moonlanding movies with failed shadow alignments? Like name something, any "space mission" that had impact on human progress. I'd argue a retarded common devRanter had more impact than NASA. Don't throw me the hair vaxed wire floating videos as well. Like what the fuck America?

I LOVE $PEPE

I need to improve myself in more realistic way. For example getting a CS masters degree, taking exams for foreign languages, getting certificates etc.

Not sure if this is a good news or something to worry about but my 1 year old son's balls dropped and now he is walking around with long dropped ballsack carrying two heavy balls.

please ignore

https://github.com/vercel/next.js/...

https://charlie2code.com/blog/...

Can Jews fuck off from monopolizing every goddamn thing?

Like please get the fuck off planet Earth.

Hello devRant, It's time to come forward.

I’m Professor Aaron Halbert, if you knew me before tenure turned me into a legend. I’m 83 now, which means I’ve lived through five decades of academic eye-rolling, two revolutions in workplace culture, and more bad office coffee than any human should have to endure.

I was the one who invented working from home.

That’s not a joke, nor is it an exaggeration. Back in 1972, while the world obsessed over typewriters and briefcases, I was knee-deep in a research project on workplace fatigue and domestic productivity. I submitted what would later be referred to by a startled grad student as “wildly ahead of its time”: "Reclaiming the Domestic Sphere: A Framework for Home-Centered Vocational Systems."

In other words—I suggested people might work better if they didn’t commute two hours to sit in fluorescent-lit boxes.

Naturally, I was mocked. A department head told me the only thing people got done at home was laundry. But I kept at it. I retrofitted my own house with early telecom devices, even used a CB radio to simulate real-time collaborative tasks. My neighbors thought I was a conspiracy theorist. I took it as a compliment.

I spent the next 40 years refining the Halberg Principle of Environmental Work Synergy—the idea that productivity blooms when people have control over the space where they work. And then, in 2020, it happened. The world shut down. Suddenly, everyone was dialing in from kitchen tables and living room couches. Zoom calls. Slack messages. Pajama-bottom business meetings.

And all I could think was: “It took a pandemic to catch up to 1972?”

Now I live in a cottage near Lake Wellingford. I grow rosemary, occasionally guest-lecture over webcam (no ring light needed), and enjoy watching people finally realize what I’ve always known: the best office is the one with your dog in it.

I didn’t just predict the future—I decorated it. With houseplants.

If perfect AI as tools that elevate our lives, then why we will no longer need other people in our lives?

What the fuck do you want to do in life?

Your health is the ultimate flex

Words are powerful

Use them wisely

BOMB THE JEWS AND INDIA, FREE UP SPACE FOR ACTUAL PEOPLE

We really need to get rid of 96% of the population to actually start living in harmony with our ecosystem.

Greatest invention of life is death

Death is good, death is great, more importantly death is necessary.

Starting with the pajeets. Please start dying faster. @SidTheItGuy

Imagine a world where Germany created the first nuclear weapons and won the world war.

Since they won, they will be the rightful heroes and victors that write history. Transgenders like tosensei won't feel shame and guilt to be honest about his feelings of Adolph Hitler.

We would living in such a great world where there are:

- No transgenders
- No down syndrome "people"
- No autists
- No Indian "people" or Pajeets 💩
- No Jews
- No Disneyland
- No LGTBQSONYHDMIPS5
- No Israel
- A Free Palestine
- A Free Middle East

In other words, a utopia.

Alright so,

Japan has been deducting my salary every month:

1. Pension
2. Health Insurance
3. Employment insurance
4. Residence tax
5. Income tax

Almost 45% of my salary just disappears.

Also, it seems I can get back the pension when I leave Japan next year, up to 5 years of worth max. BUT IT'S FUCKING TAXED AGAIN.

WTF 20.42% TAX, YOU TOOK MY MONEY WITHOUT MY CONSENT AND NOW YOU WILL TAX IT TO GIVE IT BACK TO ME?? MOTHERFUCKERS.

FUCK YOU.

I've realized starting a company/business is really hard and long process.

But I guess same goes for 9-5s...

How do you create companies and go on 1-2 years without salary?

Google is down?

Let's talk about Japanese offices.

If you want to know about Japanese offices, think about casino.

Well there are windows, but all curtains are closed and fluorescent lights are on 24/7.

I can't fucking tell if it's day or night until I leave the office. Big ass fluorescent light above me keeps making my monitor glare.

It's been 4 years. I wanna kms.

for some reason, I have started to despise people who follow the rules, and people who conform

but I guess thanks to these sheeple I get to enjoy life

I met a german dude, in his 50s. Had a lot of tattoos, missing teeth and he is born in East Germany. I told him "heil hitler" "my fuhrer" and he said "oof... don't say it in Germany".

I want to buy a silver ring with swastika.