Hello devRant, It's time to come forward.

I’m Professor Aaron Halbert, if you knew me before tenure turned me into a legend. I’m 83 now, which means I’ve lived through five decades of academic eye-rolling, two revolutions in workplace culture, and more bad office coffee than any human should have to endure.

I was the one who invented working from home.

That’s not a joke, nor is it an exaggeration. Back in 1972, while the world obsessed over typewriters and briefcases, I was knee-deep in a research project on workplace fatigue and domestic productivity. I submitted what would later be referred to by a startled grad student as “wildly ahead of its time”: "Reclaiming the Domestic Sphere: A Framework for Home-Centered Vocational Systems."

In other words—I suggested people might work better if they didn’t commute two hours to sit in fluorescent-lit boxes.

Naturally, I was mocked. A department head told me the only thing people got done at home was laundry. But I kept at it. I retrofitted my own house with early telecom devices, even used a CB radio to simulate real-time collaborative tasks. My neighbors thought I was a conspiracy theorist. I took it as a compliment.

I spent the next 40 years refining the Halberg Principle of Environmental Work Synergy—the idea that productivity blooms when people have control over the space where they work. And then, in 2020, it happened. The world shut down. Suddenly, everyone was dialing in from kitchen tables and living room couches. Zoom calls. Slack messages. Pajama-bottom business meetings.

And all I could think was: “It took a pandemic to catch up to 1972?”

Now I live in a cottage near Lake Wellingford. I grow rosemary, occasionally guest-lecture over webcam (no ring light needed), and enjoy watching people finally realize what I’ve always known: the best office is the one with your dog in it.

I didn’t just predict the future—I decorated it. With houseplants.

If perfect AI as tools that elevate our lives, then why we will no longer need other people in our lives?

What the fuck do you want to do in life?

Your health is the ultimate flex

Words are powerful

Use them wisely

BOMB THE JEWS AND INDIA, FREE UP SPACE FOR ACTUAL PEOPLE

We really need to get rid of 96% of the population to actually start living in harmony with our ecosystem.

Greatest invention of life is death

Death is good, death is great, more importantly death is necessary.

Starting with the pajeets. Please start dying faster. @SidTheItGuy

Imagine a world where Germany created the first nuclear weapons and won the world war.

Since they won, they will be the rightful heroes and victors that write history. Transgenders like tosensei won't feel shame and guilt to be honest about his feelings of Adolph Hitler.

We would living in such a great world where there are:

- No transgenders
- No down syndrome "people"
- No autists
- No Indian "people" or Pajeets 💩
- No Jews
- No Disneyland
- No LGTBQSONYHDMIPS5
- No Israel
- A Free Palestine
- A Free Middle East

In other words, a utopia.

Alright so,

Japan has been deducting my salary every month:

1. Pension
2. Health Insurance
3. Employment insurance
4. Residence tax
5. Income tax

Almost 45% of my salary just disappears.

Also, it seems I can get back the pension when I leave Japan next year, up to 5 years of worth max. BUT IT'S FUCKING TAXED AGAIN.

WTF 20.42% TAX, YOU TOOK MY MONEY WITHOUT MY CONSENT AND NOW YOU WILL TAX IT TO GIVE IT BACK TO ME?? MOTHERFUCKERS.

FUCK YOU.

I've realized starting a company/business is really hard and long process.

But I guess same goes for 9-5s...

How do you create companies and go on 1-2 years without salary?

Google is down?

Let's talk about Japanese offices.

If you want to know about Japanese offices, think about casino.

Well there are windows, but all curtains are closed and fluorescent lights are on 24/7.

I can't fucking tell if it's day or night until I leave the office. Big ass fluorescent light above me keeps making my monitor glare.

It's been 4 years. I wanna kms.

for some reason, I have started to despise people who follow the rules, and people who conform

but I guess thanks to these sheeple I get to enjoy life

I met a german dude, in his 50s. Had a lot of tattoos, missing teeth and he is born in East Germany. I told him "heil hitler" "my fuhrer" and he said "oof... don't say it in Germany".

I want to buy a silver ring with swastika.

After analysing myself, my behaviour for the last 3-4 years: I've come to realisation and conclusion that I might be a "Weak Man".

I have all the attributes of a weak man. I am weak emotionally, physically, mentally.

I am disappointed and sad.

I will increase the frequency and intensity of my gym sessions.

I will hold values of "Integrity, honesty and courage". All in all, I want to become stronger...

There is this recruiter who sent me two messages on exactly 2:35 pm on two separate days. And then today, asks for my phone number for brief talk and getting to know me.

Is this a bot, or a scammer or legit? The profile picture is a pretty girl also.

Might just block.

I get scam texts on Line, Telegram, Messages all day, but not on Linkedin so far. So this is new.

I squatted with progressive weights starting from just the bar itself. 5x5. Now I can't fucking walk. Stairs are now scary. Please send help.

https://snek.molodetz.nl/

500 Internal Server Error
Server got itself in trouble

Top 1% developer with 15 years of experience, ladies and gentlemen.

AI leaders, AI politicians. No greed, no bribery, no personal-gain just do what's logical and good for humanity. If laws were contracts and absolute, perhaps that's a good dystopia.

Things to do simultaneously:

- Take off your shirt
- Get your weiner out (better if it's big)
- Listen to Seven Nation Army (https://youtube.com/watch/...)
- Do the Hitler Salute
- Start Jamming
- Fuck a girl
- Smoke cigarettes

Classic Thursday Afternoon.

I want to work so hard so I can become madogiwazoku someday.

Is it year 2025?

Wrong, it's still year 2000 in Japan.

People need to die entirely and start over, but they don't die. Need to create cancer in here honestly.

Look at this modern website.
https://www.yahoo.co.jp/

504 Gateway Time-out

Motherfucking dogshit php websites made by Japanese cunts.

Fuck you.

Do you think people are inherently good or bad?

1. English:
Hello, how are you?

Perfection...
There is a very good reason why the Internet is written in English and not Chinese.

2. Spanish:
Hola, ¿cómo estás?

Funny ass language. Beautiful women tho.

3. Chinese (Simplified):
你好，你怎么样？
(Nǐ hǎo, nǐ zěnme yàng?)

Ugly, disgusting and retarded. Honestly, you could create letters and then use the letters for words. Instead of creating new letter for every new word. You could really see they didn't really think this through. It started with simple characters, 一二三人. Then they hit scaling problem pretty quick. The problem is that they still use this ancient letters.

4. Japanese:
こんにちは、お元気ですか？
(Konnichiwa, ogenki desu ka?)

Actually, looks and sounds beautiful. But they still use the fucking Chinese letters.
I guess it's not as bad.

5. Korean:
안녕하세요, 어떻게 지내세요?
(Annyeonghaseyo, eotteoke jinaeseyo?)

Cute. Extra points for getting rid of Chinese letters from their system.

6. Russian:
Привет, как дела?
(Privet, kak dela?)

Great, but fucking hard ass language.

7. Arabic:
مرحبًا، كيف حالك؟
(Marhaban, kayfa halak?)

Can't comprehend shit.

8. Hindi:
नमस्ते, कैसे हो?
(Namaste, kaise ho?)

I'll be honest. It looks cool.

9. Greek:
Γειά σας, πώς είστε;
(Yia sas, pos iste?)

Chad as fuck. But still looks ugly.

10. Hebrew:
שלום, מה שלומך?
(Shalom, ma shlomcha?)

Looks cool, like YuGiOh n shit.

11. Thai:
สวัสดี, สบายดีไหม?
(Sawasdee, sabai dee mai?)

Crazy, it looks exactly as it sounds. Ding dong ping diong.

12. Vietnamese:
Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?
(Xin chào, bạn khỏe không?)

Their Guerrilla warfare was genius. The language is fucking shit tho.

13. Tamil:
வணக்கம், எப்படி இருக்கீர்கள்?
(Vaṇakkam, eppaṭi irukkīrkaḷ?)

Adding this to UNICODE is a disrespectful.

14. Bengali:
হ্যালো, আপনি কেমন আছেন?
(Hyālō, āpni kēmōn āchēn?)

Cool awesome.

15. Punjabi:
ਹੈਲੋ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਵੇਂ ਹੋ?
(Hello, tusīṁ kivēṁ hō?)

Cool.

16. Turkish:
Merhaba, nasılsınız?

17. Polish:
Cześć, jak się masz?

Sounds like retool. Yikes.

18. Swahili:
Habari, hujambo?

19. Ukrainian:
Привіт, як справи?
(Pryvit, yak spravy?)

Just speak Russian. Fuck this sublanguage.

20. Georgian:
გამარჯობა, როგორ ხარ?
(Gamarjoba, rogor khar?)

Emm.

Having a job is really cool. Cooler if it's high paying.

But how many of you have the balls to create your own companies and just have a fucking go at it.

Even if it fails, I'd respect you.

CEO is the most important job, even if you don't agree.

Your job is easier than CEO, you do what you're told, everything has a specification.

Remove Jews from planet Earth but it will start healing from all the damage of Jewish greed.

Adolph Hitler tried to save the world.

Wish Russia and China just nukes Israel flat, and we kill every single Jew on this planet.

Good riddance.

retoor's a ____ _____

Sid teaches us the importance of mother's love. Because motherless child grows up to be a spiteful, butthurt person like Sid.

retoor teaches us the importance of father's love. You get the idea.