truly what fucking dev team doesnt have source control, but its still funny lmao

Is it weird to like being in the office a couple hours before everyone else shows up so I can start my day with peace and quiet?

>first time working for big tech company
>first couple days with no sudo, cant setup environment :(
>however
>first couple days mostly debating new peers on if water is wet
>verynice.jpg

Just got a fat check for completing my first solo software contract.

Life isnt half bad for a highschool dropout.

I saw someone on here use 'Fadoodle' instead of fuck today and honestly, I quite like the idea of using fadoodle much more

Me: 3 Years of Android Dev exp in business setting, but no degree

Job: wants 1 year of some Android, but Bachelors required- masters if possible

Me: fuck you, I didnt want to code for you anyway

SIDE PROJECT SHOWOFF

Srsly what the fuck does everyone else here do in their spare time

!tech
I bought tickets ahead of time to see Infinity War, got to the theater early, and the usher told me "we are sold out. Buying tickets ahead of time doesnt buy you a seat"
On a scale of 1-10 guess how ready I am to freak out

!rant
IVE FINALLY HIT 1500++

An app, just like devRant and stack overflow, but for relationship and dating rants and advice.

How many other c#/monogame developers are on here and looking for people to collab with? Just curious

*working in android with manager who doesn't know android*

Me:"we need to establish different intents for x and y to get the job done"

Manager:"i dont need you deciding what I intend to do"

.... thats not what I meant by intent

People and social media are like ants and old food.

I fucking hate ants and I hate old food.

Introducing the new: Sideproject finisher! You asked for it, DevRant, and unlike you - we finished it!

Instructions:
1. Load chamber with single bullet
2. Apply directly to the forehead
3. Commit- something you should have done more of before you came to this

"Why does my app have so many bugs!?"
"Why does literally nothing work!?"
"How come you cant fix these problems soon enough?"
...
Me: "remember how you didnt account for testing in the budget or development plan?"
"No"
Me: "thats why."

!rant // since learning most of my programming on the internet, I must say I have grown accustomed to Northern European and Indian people trying to describe programming concepts in English with wonderful accents.

Thank you internationals, you sound much more soothing than American teachers.

the best part about development is that all code looks the same to most people - including devs

so long work assignments and hello command-line digdug

lets just wait till the day before deploy to finally authorize api testing for users outside of the network - and then get super upset when we aren't adjusted, prepared, and tested in time for next-day deployment

How no one has yet mentioned the lofi radio on youtube is beyond me....

but the Katamari OSTs get me so hyped when I code

https://youtube.com/watch/...

Any bored devs interested in demoing my game tonight? I need about 4+ people (multiplayer game)

Will post discord link if it gains interest

while(self.isWorking)
{
If(self.bored || !tasks.Length)
exit;
else
devRant();
}

What do developers love to eat for dessert?

APIe

When a system-breaking bug ends up fixing a different bug and actually produces a new feature we didnt intend but actually love

!rant is it a coincidence the female audience of devRant has more rant ++s?

Ill join in - Our CEO and CTO insist that we can make an AI that can recognize emotions and feelings through Python, R, and some MySQL... mind you, with a team of unpaid interns....

Im sorry, but Id love some of whatever the fuck they are smoking.

Take a picture of sudocode, like on a whiteboard, and translate it to actual code (based on language)

Wordpress

Interviewer: "Do you know Xamarin?"
Me: "I mean I know C# but not app development"
Interviewer: "You're hired!"

Thats pretty much how my interview went

JIRA makes me want to end it all sometimes

PM: "Can you take a look at this app and see if you can find why it's producing errors and fix it"
Me: "Yea sure, can I see the documentation so I might be able to understand the system and why it's doing that?"
PM: "There's no documentation" ... "Also it was cowboy coded by an intern"