I am the Father of Programming 👑

Quarantine office setup, forgot to post a while back

Planning to watch a movie with girlfriend this weekend. Can anyone suggest a good girlfriend?

The Steam Community forums for the Planet Zoo beta have really reinforced my decision to stay far away from game development.

A third of the posts are people who clearly have no idea what a beta is - "don't buy, too buggy". Sorry, were you expecting a finished game? You wasted your money, then.

Another third of the posts are people making decisions for the developers. A very common discussion is "Should they delay launch?" which makes my blood boil a bit. First of all, you have no fucking clue what kind of manpower this development team has. You don't manage them, and neither do I. So, neither you nor I should be making assumptions about how fast they can fix the issues, and definitely shouldn't make decisions about if the game should delay launch.

Second of all, neither you nor I know how the game is built. These fixes could mean a line of code, or they could mean a re-write of multiple core systems. We don't know, and I'm guessing you've probably never even written a line of code in your life so you REALLY shouldn't be telling these guys how to do their job.

The last third is benign discussion - people reporting bugs (even though there's an issue tracker, but that thing is fucking jam packed with 250 pages of reported issues), asking how to do xyz, posting feature requests, etc.

But if roughly 60% of the community is behaving poorly and actively working against development by pissing off the devs and drowning out constructive discussion, then yeah; I won't be going near game dev any time soon. Sure, developing business software means dealing with REALLY dumb people but at the very least they are in a business environment and not in a toxic forum of bullshit.

Oh, and as a closing remark, I love this game!

If you know what I mean!!

Update README.md

Few weeks ago one guy has posted here something like: "Just started work at PornHub".

And now I see this:
(coincidence?..)

Stop talking trash about developer tools!

Vim is FAST

Visual Studio is RESPONSIVE

Eclipse is EFFICIENT

IntelliJ IDEA is PERFORMANT

Android Studio

Xcode is POWERFUL

When you don't have anything good to post so you make this

Chinese app programmer fights product manager for asking the app UI to "change color according to user phone case"

My ambition is to develop my own game and publish it, then get a better paying job and to rise above my lazy ass nihilistic order-following coworkers.

For me, I personally just over estimate the time and take my time working on it. Take breaks whenever I need, that could be going for a walk, watching a few videos, etc.

haha :D

I don't like the use of `motherboard`.
We should change it to `parentboard` instead

That way its more inclusive

Haha. That'd actually make sense for religious people.

Saw this a long time ago. I think it belongs here..

How to make your users love you 101 😂

When you have a telephone interview for a Software Developer job and say something completely retarded within the first 20 seconds...

you know you are in some deep shit when project manager asks for username and password on dev environment

... and as bonus: IE is his default browser

Okay devrant this is getting weird now

The future is now, old man

This made me laugh

Thanks, vuejs, for correctly rendering ${ note.title }, but taking \'${ note.title }\' as a string literal, that is truly helpful and not inconsistent at all.

Best practice!

Most burned out experience?

I don't even have friends for god's sake! 😂😂😂

Candoit.py

Are you sure want to exist.

Hello everyone!
This is my first post here. So here is a meme I made. :)

*steps into the coffee shop

"WE'VE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY!!!"