Wrote some codes that uses your photos to compose an input image. Will post code later. Written in Python though. Also this is my dad. Also I wrote this in Yellowstone cuz I didn't like the view lol.

"What's your poison?"

Developer: "Coffee"

100% Agree 🙂🙂☺️

Respect her, bcoz she is a girl.
If She can code, Respect her even more.
Bcoz She is diamond in stones.

It's raining in Chennai, India.
Flooding in quite a few areas.
The areas hit bad are where the IT companies have set up shop. More rain is expected .
If you know guys from here please check and see if they're OK. It was almost impossible to get back home from work for many people last night.

Uber was charging 600% more for a ride.

Hope you guys from Chennai are safe.

Our life story explained 😂 !

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

I find this quarantine threatening.

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

Her: Hey, just heard what John did to you.

Me: Yea. I can't believe he screwed me over like that. I thought he was my friend.

Her: Don't worry. Forget about the bustard. You know #FFF

Me: 🙁 #FFF? What does white got to do with all this.

Her: What???

Me: #FFF. This is white.

Her: Nooooo. It means Fuck Fake Friends. As in the G. Eazy song.

Me: Ohhh😐

And now i'm feeling guilty every time i call new Guid().

😂😂😂😂😂😂

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

!rant
Saw many people share their setups, so here's mine right now.

Desperately searching stackoverflow for an answers. NOT FOUND. Posting it as a question. MARKED DUPLICATE! What kind of sorcery is this? :D

When "float: right" goes wrong

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Help.

Well.. 😂

That's Right...

Wife: You never listen to me!
Me: Have you tried port 8080?

Worst part of being a "IT guy":

Don't know how to fix my broken car

I find this very true xD

Critical issue

Nice try

Guy: "We just can't finish this in 1 month!"

Boss: "Yeah you can, I'll hire more people."

Guy: "... You know, a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months but 9 women can't deliver a baby in 1 month."

"be strong" I whispered to my wifi signal... #lol

I'm writing this in response to the article shared by @Christine

God!!! And I wanted to start learning web development. Should I even start with HTML? I mean.. ugh!

Any SANE web developer here who could share their usual tools for building a website.

And if you would use entire different tool sets for different sites, which ones would you use for which kinds of sites?

(Is this question too much?)

I hate when my boss is behind me while I'm working...

This is Epic...