Fuck Microsoft teams

That is all

My pull request

First day back at work and I already want to commit to alcoholism

Happy new year I guess

Mah noob wannabe language designer side here again...

...Idea: Automatic/implicit interfaces.

1. do you know a language that has (something like) this?

2. good idea or a bad idea? why?

3. thanks :)

In my opinion, absolutely flawless =D

I've been working as a developer for 10 years now... I got my first software development job when I was still learning for my masters.

After all this time I have switched programming languages and product types a few times from web development to mobile apps to desktop software (C++, CEF, QT,).

And I have come to the conclusion that I want early retirement... like right now retirement... I'm done dealing with management that doesn't understand shit... dealing with people we have outsourced part of the shit to... needing to fix stuff that is broken after some other person refactored the code and didn't fully test it and it somehow got approved... dealing with people that think that "know better" and implemented things like that 5 years ago because they thought like "THAT" and will not accept my merge request because of that.

Like don't get me wrong I love to make and develop software, but since this is the 3rd job in the row with a toxic environment like this I feel like I need to move to the country side and open up a farm or something :|

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Anyone else wish some days they were a member of a pagan tribe, fucking their wives, dancing around fires and thinking that the thunder was the rumbling of some god ? sigh.

Oh, there's a "clear"-button for the notifications.

Thank goodness, I thought I'd have to actually *read* all your posts. Phew, close one.

THIS SHIT IS NOT OKAY

#algorithm.io Would you mind to let me learn this stupid Javascript in peace?

Jr. Dev: We got an issue in prod.
Sr. dev: Okay, what is the issue?
Jr. dev: Don't know, just got an email.
Sr. dev: Did you check the service?
Jr. dev: Which service?
Sr. dev: What have you debugged so far?
Jr. dev: I explained you the issue and waiting for your inputs.

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Accurate 😂

Fucking 20 hour days. Third one this week.

Been at work since 6am, it is now midnight. Spent the morning fixing bush league code mistakes from "expert" onshore developers, and explaining how-to-wipe-your-ass level concepts to some rude cunt who is absolutely going to take credit for my work after I leave.

Now I'm just waiting on this slow boat scp to finish because the invalids the customer hired to manage their infra can't figure out the 3 minute exercise that is standing up a registry, so the container deployment process is fucking export multiple 500mb Redhat images as a tar and ship it across the cripplenet they call a datacenter. And of course the same badmins don't understand rsync and can't manage to get network throughput in a datacenter with a $300M annual budget over 128kbps. I guess that's fast for whatever jugaad horseshit network they're used to.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Fuck IBM. They're a cancer and at this point I question the moral compass of anyone who works for them.

They burn my eyes every time.

If anyone looking to start learning blender because of any reason (like being a masochist among others), check out blederguru's tutorials.
The guy is doing God's work. At least animation Gods. Funny, awesome & detailed content.

everyone on twitter is like "hey look tetris lol how would that look" but like WHO THE FUCK DIDN'T CHECK THIS

Something's not right here.

Guess who just got rewarded from the Internet Fuckin Bug Bounty 😎

This change makes me so happy. Road to cross platform!

Side projects..
This describes the shit very accurately.

hope not a repost tho

Whatever It Is Why Is It So?

I swear all my clients are like these! I can probably teach a blind monkey faster than these idiots.

PC: marketoonist

Open Source: Expectation vs Reality

You might have seen servers running XP, but have you ever seen a car running CE?

Bandersnatch... Your life isn't your's...

On point.....

Conversation today...

Guy: "Hey I need a real quick script to pull some values out of an XML document...is that possible?"

Me: "Uh...yeah that's pretty simple if that's all it has to do."

Guy: "Ok excellent I'll send you some files and documentation."

Me: "Ok so is this like a one time use thing or do you need to parse multiple of these?"

Guy: "Actually it needs to run all the time, on this specific PC, watch directories for any files that are added, then generate a XLSX files of the values, and also log information to a database. Etc"

Me: "Oh that adds quite a bit of complexity from what you originally said. It's going to take more time."

Guy: "But you said it was easy."

Well fuck you...

Coworker: There's clearly a bug here, this thing just says OFF and doesn't work!

Me: Well, did you try switching it to ON?

Coworker: OH SHIT that fixed it!

Girls are like Internet domain names,the ones I like are already taken.😕