Name a more 2018/2019 New Year’s Eve.. We used a new emoji in a commit message and it borked the CI pipeline.

Was told not to use uuid‘ for security reasons. Just shipped to production.

I’m hopelessly brand loyal at times but after a day with Vim I’ve decided to jump ship. Ciao sublime ✌️

I think I just broke the (only) USB C port on my MacBook so I’m racing to push about 30 git repos before the battery dies forever

How bout instead of "Disrupting space-time continuum" or "Moving satellites into position" .. you just launch your crappy app.

Does anyone work on a bunch of local NPM modules wanna describe their workflow for local dev vs deploy?

I’ve got mine but it feels a little trashy. It’s basically one npm script to link all the local modules for dev and another which will npm install them in prod - is there a better way without adding more build tools?

This whole week I’ve been writing Java (for the first time) and I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s a horrible language, written by horrible people, for the purpose of making other people’s lives horrible.

Fuck Java 🙂

Never used Gradle before but first impression is it's absolutely trash.
What used to take a couple dozen milliseconds now takes hundreds of THOUSANDS of milliseconds..

lol, kms.

new office with an old friend :)

Sent HTML to google translate server side to support multiple languages.. actually worked pretty well but it made me feel dirty for weeks.

lol, nice cookie banner 🤫

Mechanic: How many km’s have you done?
Me: 21 😊

Recruiter: And I found your devRant account, it’s @brod right? very interesting stuff.
Me: ...

I remember buying this and it's still sealed lol

Just got a brand new car coming from a 1999 Honda CRV and holy shit the tech in these things is insane.. basically drives itself on HWY's, can start it from an app, does all sorts of weird stuff.. obviously it comes with risks of being hacked and all that but damn new cars are wicked these days.

Apple knows so much about me 😄

..except the fact I use the metric system 😒

Getting the first job, after that you numb the pain with the money. 😔🤑😣🤑

Left my phone in the car and proceeded to downloaded MacBook updates on hotspot 😒

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

God Apple, why tf does the Fill Screen / Fit Screen button only turn bright / change glyph sometimes ☹️

Any commbank developers in here wanna fix your stupid car loan application process where I need to know the VIN number of a car that isn't even built yet?

At first I was like :/ but then I remembered I actually bought undefined.host..

Lead Dev: Just use jQuery, it'll save us from adding a whole new directive in Angular.
Me: 🤦‍♂️
Coworker: 🤦‍♀️

When you didn't forget

Great start to Friday

Got some good news today, Australia's PM (Malcolm Turnbull) doesn't want a backdoor in encryption! All he just wants is "support" from companies to "access" their users encrypted data.

See the difference?

I don't 😒

Fucking useless languages that compile into other languages but provide no real benefit other than some trendy syntax crap.

The competition for "coolest tech/dev mug" is heating up

Stumbled upon this work of art this morning 👍