Tall tales...

Stardew sends its regards.

Finally got my first dose of vaccine today ^_^

And in another news, I am applying for a job at Microsoft.

I feel Bill Gates is our lord and saviour.

I don't understand why you all dumb people hate such a wonderful company so much.

There’s a SQL joke in there somewhere

Lord. Please deliver us from the cycle of unfinished programming languages and code benches that are designed to create more work for us. We beseech thee in thy mercy to transmute all this asynchronous lead that is found in javascript into a purer form of threading that is sensible and can be willfully blocked or not so in a way that works and does not divide us through our ugly code. May also we be given the ability to purge from our midst all child molesters and string them up by barbed wire off a line of telephone poles across the entire continental usa and may there be a sudden increase in the number of ravens and buzzards to feed on them, being nice birdies that I miss seeing so much. May half their positively identified population be kept alive and delivered unto us that we might remove their scrotum with a hook-ed barb and something resembling a serrated metallic spork, amen.

and please fix fucking node js. i agree that its asynchronous methods suck ass for literally everything as there is no use for it that seems to work given its a shitty emulated single thread.

writing sql at 3AM is so much fun.

Wasted all day finding a gaming monitor.
Any suggestions?
IPS, 144hz, 2k resolution :|

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Video adaptation of the rant from @Wisecrack - https://youtu.be/_zo7mMeH2xU

Have fun watching 😁

Original: https://devrant.com/rants/4519564

I really hate this disgrace of a burnout.
Seriously.

Who can live with this thing crippling your energy?
This guy that comes to a ride but you only realize after 3 hours driving.

You came this time? When I fucking need to do hundreds of things on my life and for my clients?

Now I gonna spent my fucking MONEY and my fucking TIME to make this sucker less present.
Because doctors aren't cheap, nor changing my diet.

At least I can handle my clients. And tell them that some personal things came up.

But family?
They don't give a shit.
Specially when you are a guy that they love to tell you to work a 'regular' 9 to 5 but love even more your salary. Because you don't work a regular 9 to 5 job!

And I think that's more messed up.
Don't having a fucking support is frustrating.

VS Code is a horror. Every other editor I just picked up and it ran. VS errors out on obscure demands again and again and again. I don't want to spend time learning this POS when I'm learning Julia. What's horrible is Julia developers, such as in Juno are abandoning their own editors to go to VS Code, which is antithetical to the whole idea of Julia - to a be easy to use and replace multiple languages. They abandoned Juno for a hard to use editor whose only feature is multiple languages.

This site have the most interesting PDFs :

http://index-of.es/

tell me what you think....

Leaving my first job 🦷after graduation as a programmer for 6 yrs.. to join an international team of developers in a new company...exciting and wierd but must 🦴👔

My dad cant memorize the 2 letter word "AI" and it hurts me deeply every time he tries to talk about that topic saying "Eye E" or "Ey A" and similar trash misspellings

Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

It’s simple.
coffee —> code
tea —> good code
hot chocolate —> great code !

I found this website called 'Windows 96' from Hacker News. It is a 'Web OS' that looks similar to Windows 95 or Windows 98. It looks pretty cool, and I think you should try it!

https://windows96.net/

Here is a screenshot:

This is a legit toy my dogs got in a Bark Box. The resemblance is crazy.

People : OH no ... AI is going to destroy humanity.
While AI :

Not exactly why I bought a split keyboard but ok, whatever works buddy.

just setting up my dev rant :)

- "Hi, it is you who starred my github project?"

Ghost in the Shell (2017)

EVERYTIME!!

How to install vim in Linux:
1. Download gvim80.exe
2. Install Wine
3. wine gvim80.exe
( Follow installation instructions. Keep on
clicking next)
4. Download DosBox.exe
5. wine DosBox.exe
6. MOUNT F /path/to/wine/vim
(Mount vim installation directory)
7. vim.exe
8. Enjoy the latest vim :)

lower your expectations

God I’m bored

I was assigned a new feature today. This is the blueprint I have to base myself on