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bdeshi
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writing sql at 3AM is so much fun.

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  • 4
    I call big cap
  • 1
    Would the case on the SQL keywords matter anymore during that period 😀
  • 1
    Oh yes, it is.
    Elaborate multi-screen SQL has become a rare thing in my dev life though. I am doing the CPU-intensive stuff on the application server now.
  • 0
    Use proddb
    Go

    Declare @fuckmyboss(tablename nvarchar (max))

    Insert into @fuckmyboss(tablename)
    Select table_name from sys.tables

    While (select count(*) from @fuckmyboss) >0
    Begin
    Declare @tab nvarchar(max)
    select top 1 @tab=tablename from @fuckmyboss

    Declare @fuckshit nvarchar(max) = strconcat(“drop table “, @tab)

    Exec(@fuckshit)

    Delete from @fuckmyboss where tablename=@tab
    Print “fuck him”
    End

    Print “I quit!!!”
    Print “I hate you all !”

    Go
  • 0
    Just a typical debug session kirk
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