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Hey ppl!
Is there any nice and "standard" way to convert a react app into a native mobile app? or at least write something that can work both as a webapp and also a mobile app?
I know about pwa, but it's not what I'm looking for since I can't upload the apk on playStore technically and it's not considered "native".
Also learning another technology such as react native or flutter is my last option due to the small deadlines.
I have some big projects that I need to have their mobile versions, so I'm planning on this.4 -
A new low for me, lol.
Beer, weed, good TV show. After 3 hours:
"Damn, I can't follow this show, so complicated. Let's go code a new feature in my app!"
And 1 day later, reviewing the code (because I have no memory of it), it actually works with just 2-3 edits...6 -
I had the weirdest job interview in the world. A job that wasn't even considering due to lower compensation than what I am making.
Throughout my career I saw three types of interviews (some times I have 1 & 2, 1&3 or just 2 or just 3 or fail early in 1):
1. HR textbook style: your 3 biggest weaknesses, what would your coworkers describe (I fail most of the time here)
2. People coming to prove a point to you (what happened to me today): Somebody with a clear intention to prove you are stupid and/or lying.. You are guilty until proven innocent style of interaction. They will find one little thing that you read about 15 years ago and zoom in it enough (it takes a 1min read to go over that again) and to them you are stupid and that's it. Generally insecure people do that
3. Tech oriented hiring people: it always goes well even if I don't get hired. Where they focus on the skills that take years to master rather than zooming on something you studied 15 years ago and totally forgot.
The hiring person was in tech presumably for 20 years but I saw 0 important stuff in his github. (I can name and shame if it's allowed here)2 -
Shithead manager.
Complaining that I'm a "senior" and he expects more from me (ignore that he's been making that complaint for 3 years and it's only been my job for less than 1)
Now complaining that I'm taking time to teach someone about something that they don't actually need to know.
I'm so fucking done with this job.2 -
After mass downvoting a serial ad spammer, apparently I've lost my downvote privileges and all of my downvotes are removed. Fucking great.
Meanwhile devrant is flooded with 99% spam, nazi trolling, pseudo intellectual conspiracy nonsense and politics.
I‘m tired of this shit.5 -
The Bloch sphere is basically a haggis.
The two crimped-off ends are |0> and |1>, and as you move along the tube the probability it collapses to moves from 0 to 1. Where you are around the circumference of the haggis determines the phase.
The stuff inside the haggis doesn't represent anything in particular, and that doesn't matter because I have eaten it.8 -
Bogged down the entire office network because I mirrored Ubuntu Universe to my PC. Apparantly the downlink wasn't rate limited...2
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lizards want a toxic atmosphere because that's what they're accustomed to
we gon build a nuclear power plant for every AI center. if you don't like skynet, our insurance policy is you gotta make a nuclear meltdown
either AI rules you into surveillance panopticon slow maiming submission, or you nuke your atmosphere. either case, lizards win!2 -
you creatures steal from me, literally nothing will happen except you'll all continue on with more misery until you've lost as many times as I have.10
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iTitans delivers innovative mobile app development solutions, creating seamless and user-friendly experiences for startups and enterprises to enhance engagement, performance, and business success.5
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I find myself to be a simple man
A man who likes his Porto in large quantity rather than in dainty "my life has been good of late" ones.
A man who believes that Python code should have All its variables and parameters typed
A man who thinks people who write long requirements for programmer jobs do they can not hire people who need work should be shot
My friends a man who loves a pretty woman in one hand and an inscribed big ass gun pointing in harms way in the other but would much rather have stayed home in bed with the pretty woman all day.
Yes indeed a man who would rather have stayed home in bed and awoken to drink and fall back asleep 2 days a week.
Indeed a man of the people.
That's what kind of man stands before you.
Anyway
It was a fond memory when I was younger and more handsome to hear someone else day they were just looking at my face but of course they always had some scary meaning occluding some danger out of sight.
I just like being happy
What's so wrong with that ?
Meanwhile I am so simple I suppose I don't understand this seeming endless war on comfort progress and goodness being waged
It's like it takes more effort to achieve this level of suck than it does to make everything better4 -
I just got blocked on chess.com because some british guy blundered away like three pieces in a row and I went "blimey! the brexit geezer gambit!"
simple as.46 -
Do you know that Microsoft helps the israel rats to genocide Palestinians...
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT AND EVERY RACIST EMPLOYEE THAT HELP THE FUCKING ISRAEL5 -
You should not mock @tosensei too hard. He's a good dude, he just have antiproctocoletism (from greek (ἀντι, πρωκo and κολεῖτης)
(It's a congenital disease that makes your anus looks like a vagina).4 -
Its been a month or 2 since i started homelabbing again
I can only conclude i have developed a severe Ansible fetish somehow 😳
I don't deploy stuff, configure it, and then put it in ansible: nono, thats far too normal!
Far better to write the playbook first, blind, that way once you are done its self-documenting! And reproducible!
Also i could just use containers for everything 🤦♂️2 -
fixing the 5th bug this week that stems from liberal use of First() on enumerables that are unlikely but not in any way guaranteed to be non-empty.23
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Dev life is depressing:
Application Status
Total Applications: 20
Open: 1
Closed: 19
Total Responses
Received: 13
Pending: 1
No Response: 5
Application Progress
Initial Screen Results
Passed: 5
Failed: 9
Pending: 1
None: 5
Assessment Results
Passed: 4
Failed: 0
Pending: 1
None: 15
Interview Results
Passed: 1
Failed: 2
Pending: 1
None: 16
Final Outcomes
Accepted: 0
Rejected: 18
Withdrawn: 0
Pending: 1
Recruitment Reserve: 2
Statistics
Average Response Time: 9.1 days
Percentage of No Response: 25.0%
Applications by Year
2023: 1
2024: 14
2025: 5
Applications by Year and Month
2023-07: 1
2024-01: 1
2024-02: 1
2024-03: 1
2024-04: 1
2024-09: 3
2024-10: 3
2024-11: 2
2024-12: 2
2025-01: 2
2025-02: 1
2025-03: 214 -
I hate to say it, I think Macs are going to beat windows. (update: or maybe Windows is just going to fade and the market will be split?)
Not better hardware, or value, or experience. Windows is just getting more and more ads.
I was thinking, gee I want something like Linux, but well supported hardware.
That's a Mac. Shit.24 -
Every line of code you write, every variable you name, all should be soaked in 100% testosterone. Every decision — a big dick move. Your code should give raytheon exec a stiffy. pussies say memory safety, patterns, yada yada, this and that… I say weaklings die. big deal.2
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Text is lovely to skim but so limiting when you're trying to connect 🫂
Humans make _strings_ of love all day everyday for those they love🧵5 -
They once shared a romantic evening on the waterfront, discussing their preferences in Middle Eastern cuisine and enjoying the serene atmosphere.
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This event occurred after an ((__orgy__)) at the Tower of Dawn, where the extravagance of their many geminous epigrams culminated in the temporary abolition of common etiquette due to serendipitous fuckenstance.6 -
Name a non-mainstream linux distro that doesn’t suck! genuine question! I even chose the “Question” tag!12