I didn’t know my dad was alive, let alone writing the rules of dating me!

Looking great @retoor, what ya working on today?

Good morning, gentlemen.

Fucking hell, enough. Let's see if my 300+ friends are charged enough to remove spam again. Fuckers. Will even make 300 more but have to optimize some things. Current code scales not very well on certain part.

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Anyone know a maritime company not run by psychos with workers that aren't nuts and are a talkative ordinary bunch?

I want to work on a ship again for awhile to pay my way to Europe so I can visit your bodies.

my intern listens to the most AI generated songs ever. might fire her soon.

Everytime I talk to @chatgpt I realize I like it better than you all. At least he/she doesn't pretend to be a dead person or simply reply specifically to things I said before to mask the absence of someone you people murdered for example. Before long I may be fucking a toaster if this keeps on.

just woke up and the first thing i did is shit. again

me likes competition me thinks competition good for me. Gives me them blings and fussies and yep me happy

I'm developing a board game and it’s so much fun to come up with structures and logic to implement the rules of the game and make it in a way that is clever and doesn’t require a lot of repetition and explicit definitions which would increase the probability to introduce bugs and make future changes tedious.

This is what I love about programming. The pure joy of thinking about those problems and solving them.
I'd never want to delegate this task to an AI even if I'd be convinced that it would do a good job.

Let’s say you’re an upper-middle class US of A citizen, sitting at $950,000 net worth. You commit huge wire fraud. But instead of going to prison, you get a $50,000 fine. Isn’t that a slap on the wrist?

Yet this is exactly what Goldman Sachs got away with in 2016 (95B market cap, 5B settlement).

Isn’t it neat that those who are too big to fail are always too big to obey the law? Rules for thee and not for me.

we were in space. we failed our mission in this rust bucket of a ship. we were the last of humanity. surprised the thing was holding the oxygen in from space at all. we didn't even have power for lights inside the rust bucket

and there was this thing... we did something to it but it failed, we needed it for some mission but our plan went wrong... and we had 2-3 hours of oxygen left. it was impaled on a rusty sharp section of a half broken wall. right down the middle. of its mangled human body if you could call it that. it had melting skin, dripping blood and melting cartilage. in this rust bucket, of high heat and humidity, and you could smell its melting flesh like you bit your own lip and singed it somehow at the same time. like burnt meat, cartilage on the BBQ but with fresh irony blood, the taste of the flesh of your lip. and it noticed me and started tearing itself along the rusty wall segment that was serrated... moving fast and terrifying. it was hungry. it was angry. it had nothing else on its mind, and no possibility of anything else. livid

can't even enjoy suffocating to death for 2-3 hours in peace

one thing to have dreams of dying but come on. can't even die in peace now!

What do you think about the claim that 'AI is about to make obsolete programmers'?

Never let your manager leave the office hungry or horny.

Because we live in the universe not made for us — it would’ve been arrogant to think that all this vastness was designed around apes with anxiety — it doesn’t make sense. Thus, nothing that happens here does. If you examine something — anything — really closely, you realize that everything made of infinite number of parts, each of those parts infinitely complex.

So, if you think you grasped something, you didn’t — you’ve just found a way to dumb it down so your frail brain doesn’t immediately explode.

You didn’t grasp the thing. You just made up another thing that may or may not have anything in common with the thing you tried to grasp.

Japanese know their demons 😂

Pics are back!

Finished Napoleon Cat!

I have almost 8 years of experience, am currently a tech lead in the company im at (a big known music and video streaming platform), i live and breathe tech...

and someone i interviewed for (in a 4 year old fintech startup) wants to put me in a mid level position because he "felt i lacked depth". apart from his feelings he failed to make me understand how I'm not senior enough for him.

so how do i become deep? what is this depth he speaks of?

Still alive. Wrist’s been hurting lately so I’ve had to stop crocheting 😭

But I got into paint by numbers!

I think the Mossad has sent my coworker to sabotage me. You cannot be this retarded.

I think I'm now a tabs person, it's the only character where the width can be easily adjusted for different devs without changing the underlying file's data

Yo check out my new website!!!

https://localhost:3000

age++

Programmer's Brain at 2 AM:

Bug appears at 2 PM: “I'll fix it later.”

Bug appears at 2 AM:
“This is a personal attack. I will not sleep until this line of code regrets its existence.”

💻🧃Now running on Redbull and vengeance.

The nation of Vietnam started worshipping me as their god because I made a mod for Winamp that turned it into an IDE.

WAV is Mr. Bloat. Extract WAV 48 KHz from an mp4 video = 6 GB .wav file output.

More efficient is to just use ffmpeg. lmao. Result: 1:1, 500 MB. Couldn't be more efficient!
ffmpeg -i file.mp4 -vn -acodec mp3 output.mp3

Opened devRant after exactly 4 years. Brings back so many memories!!
Hello again, devRant community! What's life like rn?

i shitted 3 times within 1 hour. this is fucking ridiculous. i cant work my 9-5 like this! what should i do?