!rant
I found ftp server login creditals from a company on google, wrote them they should change their password and they sent me a 20€ Amazon gift card.

Seeing OOP classes with more than a 1000 lines of code really pisses me off.

HAHAHAHAHA

This is funny.

The force is strong in this one...

This is not just an obligatory 'stickers have arrived' post...

...this is a farm assured, oak smoked, northern tale of sticker arrival, infused with succulent, Instagram filtered, bengal pet photo...

This is not just any rant... this is an M&S devRant.

My stressball went on vacation

"If you design something to be idiot proof, the universe will design a better idiot."

A job that doesn't practice fear driven development

No frontend whatsoever. That would be a true bliss.

What's next?

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Credits: unknown

iLovePython

Salute sir...!

When life is being mean to you! :(

Oh but I insist ...

Being a developer is like being a surgeon. Except a monkey tells you where to cut.

From now on my car is rant-powered! Been a while since the stickers arrived but finally they found their place. Thank you guys!

Weekend as a service!!

This is just sad

Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.

Friend: So you're a programmer? You must be good in hacking WiFis and sht.
Me: Uhm..
Friend: Can you hack my PayPal account using HTML?
Me: Say no more.

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

😀😀😀😁😁😁😁😆😆

Very accurate

I loled a little 😅

So I was watching a video of a Udacity Nanodegree alum. This part bothered me more than it should.

Forgot rubber duck at home...
Had to improvise...

!Rant
Bug Report / Feature Request.

Just 2 things that bother me with the web app.
1. You can't modify rants or comments - only delete them.
2. On the profile page the web version does not replace line breaks "\n" with html breaks "<br>". (See the code on my profile on mobile vs web.

Just thought I'd mention them since I use the web app more than the mobile.