Being a developer is like being a surgeon. Except a monkey tells you where to cut.

This should be on a tshirt.

I fucking hope it isn't. Can you imagine?

Hey I'm your surgeon and while I've never done this before I found a tutorial from 2004 that was performed on a cow but I'm pretty sure I can adapt the procedure for you, just let me consult with Google for a little bit longer!

@nmunro Exactly.