- Hey remember when there was no internet?

- no, not really..

Joy of being a programmer: Get good enough in a language/framework, you can make whatever the hell you want :)

There is probably no other field that allows this.

Can't stop laughing.... Brilliant post...

write regex without google

"I pay, you obey"
have fun!

Use Wix for this

The biggest problem of markup

Not code related by my boss has verbally harassed me for the past two business days (I recently put in notice that I'm leaving). End of the week cannot come fast enough. And no, we have no HR, yes he's the owner, no it's not worth fighting him for.

"It must support IE6."

One more small feature

What a lie

Add support to IE8

"Your app is suspended"

Stop automating your job!

write this in assembly.

It worked last night

!rant
It's my 21st birthday today 😀
Not dev or rant. Sorry.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Time to hide an easter egg in my code

"Yeah i use linux because its free and open source and secure!!"

*uses chrome and google*

I <3 PHP

there, I said it.

So I need to create a nice new web app. Let's look at some cool JS frameworks that I can work with.

*5 mins later* Hm, Angular sounds good, is there any good competitor?

*5 mins later* Wow, React sounds awesome as well. Let me learn it.

Google search result:

"Planning to use react? Check out Vue JS first"

*5 mins later* Ok so vue seems faster than React and much easier to learn. Let me see if Vue is the final choice.

Google search result:

"Angular VS Knockout VS Ember VS React VS Mithril VS Mercury VS Ractive VS Vue VS Riot"

Nope, fuck it

Cron keeps failing and sends me notification emails, removes myself from cron email notification

Did anyone else find Javascript fun and easy to learn?
Or am I doing something wrong?

Just curious.

@dfox Feature request: more features please.
Thanks.

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

How many apps do you have on your phone?

FUCK YOU TICKETMASTER AND YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE.

Why can't you process my request during an EXPECTED WINDOW OF HIGH TRAFFIC?!

DO YOU EVEN LOAD BALANCE, BRO?!

I missed my chance to buy some Hans Zimmer tickets for the ONLY time I've ever seen him listed in my city. I had the tickets in my cart, but it errored out upon checking out. Then, every other attempt to search for tickets resulted in an error.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!!

One day, Hans... One day I will see you. 😢

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Deadlines.

(src: http://turnoff.us/geek/deadline/)

Sometimes coffee is your best friend and sometimes the only one.