The next time I hear someone go "it'll happen when you least expect it", I'll cave their skull in.

Oh and also, my Parser is done :)

Stop calling non-engineers engineers.

Third dick related injury on devrant in 2 weeks. I was walking and stepped on mine. I hate it when that happens. Its still black though.

If you use space as indentation I hate you and I want to remove your nails one by one and then dip it in salt.

And then rape the salt.

Yay, my bootloader/kernel now properly set's up long mode and successfully jumps to compiled 64-bit Rust code!

There's a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

No more CRUD

Stolen

Damn. Now I really feel old. I forgot I used to do this:

Cars 1 was NOT released 19 years ago. No, it just wasn't. Fuck you, it wasnt. I dont care about your facts. It's all fake. You're litearlly just lying. No it cannot have come out 19 years ago. It just couldn't have, thats way to long ago. You're just weird. Calenders are just wrong

Brb. I need to sleep.

Running your own mail server is a lost art

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Candidate: Well, I checked your LinkedIn... and most employees leave in two years.

Interviewer: Uh... welcome to the team?" 😂

They say 90% of code will be generated by AI.
I say 90% of code is already copy paste from old projects or the internet. 😂

Once upon a Time

OK then

Good afternoon everyone!

> go into a codebase to add something simple
> rewrite 90% of it, breaking it in multiple different ways then fixing them
> too annoyed to add the simple thing
> leave
thanks for all the fish
https://youtube.com/watch/...

A new deployment is planned tomorrow. Fourth try is the charm 🙃

Client: Build me this subscription based software

Also client: *doesn't fundamentally understand how subscriptions work*

I don't understand how having chickens or burning tires is against the law, but making industrial levels of noise at all times of day is perfectly acceptable.

He's gone too far!!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Trust your guts!

Just remember that your gut is designed to take the most tastey things and turn it into shit.

What the actual fuck is this?

And you're meant to hang it on your Christmas tree?

What is wrong with people?

Trying to figure out how to link this to dev...

If you like my Javascript posts you are awesome.
If you don't like my Javascript posts you are welcome.

In my freelancing project, I encounter this, I HOPE this is a joke , but isn't a joke. Just wow

Gene Hackman and his wife and dog all found dead.

He was like 95 or something. She was 63. Daughter said she suspects a gas leak.

Much sad, RIP to the legend, the OG Lex Luther

I have enough attention span and patience to take my knife and turn your body into very cute lego.

And here we go, at least tell me outright that you want to farm data on how dry you can milk my cluster of personas, assholes...