Do you believe in Spanky? I hope so, because Spanky is the one and only true being that made the universe and all of us.

If you don‘t believe in Spanky you will go to hell and will be tortured for all eternity.

Spanky loves you and has a personal relationship with every one of you.

The evidence for the existence of Spanky is everywhere and completely undeniable.
Just look at the trees. Aren’t they great?

Also We have the Spanky Bible, written by Spanky himself which says that Spanky exists. That is historical evidence right there.

Spanky is completely invisible and can’t be heard or touched, but you need to believe anyways.
Spanky chose to be hidden, even though he has made himself apparent to his people in the past, as it says in the Spanky Bible, which is true. Spanky wants to test your faith, so that you believe in him without evidence. Believing without evidence is a virtue and the requirement for being a good person.

Speaking of good person, if you don’t believe in Spanky, you not only go to hell for your sins, you also are a very evil person without morality. Because morality can only come from Spanky.

So, please, for the sake of your eternal soul, believe in Spanky.