a whore (woman) kept talking and yapping and i interrupted her

"is my dick out?"

bamboozled, confused, she asked me, "what?"

"is my dick outside my pants"

"no what kind of question is that"

"then why is your mouth open so much"

And she replied "wait till your father gets home".

You wouldn't survive a day in this political correct country. Upvote from me tho

classy

let's be real it's not that you want your dick sucked. cope. otherwise you'd stay with your gf since she did all the sexual favours you wanted. there was just one problem. you weren't getting that exclusivity in her heart

@jestdotty 📠

Ooooooooft 😂😂😂 this site is amazing

@retoor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 are you retoorded?

@lopu why, should I be offended or smth? It was funny. His right hand is talking to him and he thinks it's a woman

@donkulator Best comment on the platform so far.

and @jestdotty you should spend more time on finding a job than analyzing things on the internet. lulz.

@SidTheITGuy huh?

@SidTheITGuy I think I got bigger issues. you wanna hear about them or you just here to shit everything up?

like for example my left side burns again and I'm allergic to my cat for 3 weeks now (took me a while to figure that out). you have animals. imagine you gotta abandon them because their presence literally kills you

my left side is numb. I hope it recovers again. it's numb because my nerves are demyelinating in my arm, leg, side, face lol -- and the same shit is happening to my brain. I have 50+ boxes of drugs in front of me. you really think money or a job is my biggest problem right now? or your petty "I'm not bad at my job everyone is just racist" bullshit? can you act less like a stereotype? https://media.discordapp.net/attach...

@SidTheITGuy I don't feel it would be ethical for me to go and scam a company about my level of competence, even if I were to get money and not be poor because of it. maybe this is a difference you should note between me and you in your head

@jestdotty Clearly you haven't seen my Upwork profile. But oh well, go on with your stereotyping/racism though.

Good for you.

so THAT is how you talk to your mother...

@donkulator that was the sickest burn I’ve had the honor of witnessing.

@SidTheITGuy wow, you do upwork? I thought it is hardcore there, much work for less pay. You must work your ass off. It's here not popular because you prolly can't live from it

@jestdotty "and the same shit is happening to my brain." - i could've never ever ever guessed. wow - what a shocker! 🌚

wanders into a rant....
... whats going on here....

Oh well. def not the usual js hate/tab vs space/moronic manager/somehow more moronic then manager customer/stolen meme fron reddit.

carry on.

@retoor I'm just making a totally unrelated joke 😂😂😂

You retoord