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going to pick up my brand new bmw now (im in bank credit debt but at least I'll get to fuck whores (women) more easily)12
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are these fucking people MAD????
(cant attach images because I SHITTED on devrant so much that my shit has clogged devrants s3 buckets full of bullshit so ill explain the image: full stack position, that asks as requirements frontend development in nextjs, backend engineering in nodejs, and DevOps engineering in cloud using kafka kubernetes and others, named as FULL STACK POSITION)
MOTHERFUCKERS IF I COULD DO ALL OF THOSE PERFECTLY ON MY OWN WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE LOOKING FOR A JOB???? I CAN JUST BUILD MY OWN BILLION DOLLAR SOFTWARE BRO. FFFCKKK UUU8 -
https://hahaxo.xlog.app/JetBrains-x...
this shit registers intellij ultimate until 2048, for free. and it works even for the latest version of intellij
whoever this chinese man is, is a fucking genius. Been looking for a fucking intellij crack for way too long!9 -
yesterday i was jogging on the street. 3 random whores (women) were walking towards me, side by side, took the entire fucking pavement, not giving a fuck to move over so i can fucking pass. i am NOT going to step aside so some WHORES could walk. im on a fucking mission. im jogging doing cardio. fuck YOU. so i didnt move a fucking inch. i jogged and they walked. as we intersected i SLAMMED a fucking whore with my shoulder, to her shoulder, 3rd newtons law, we hit each other because the fucking WHORE does not have brain cells to figure out she NEEDS TO MOVE THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME AS A MAN. FUCK OFF. then they turned around and looked at me as if its MY fault. NO, you FUCKING WHORE. it is YOUR fault. FUCK these fucking today's women all of them are FUCKING brainless and whores who got nothing to offer but a piece of used pussy (except @jestdotty she cool and not a whore)11
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every day i am closer to the edge of a complete mental collapse and crashout. my bullshit tolerance no longer exists. like a bee, i sting anyone who bullshits with me after I tried being fair first. i am getting more dangerous for myself and others.
what do you think, a person who isnt rich, but is mentally unstable, is capable to do, since he has nothing else to lose?18 -
i want some fucking answers to this fucking meaningless existence called fucking life, an existence where you only suffer until you fucking die, get cheated on by a whore after doing everything right, whoever designed it this way is a fucking shithead, dipshit fucking retard21
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i went out with my whore blonde ex for coffee.
i went out because i need to destress my mental state or else its completely fucked beyond repair
1. she came with her car to pick me up
2. she drove me to the restaurant i chose
3. i paid for my coffee, she paid for her own coffee. Yes i do not give a Fuck to pay even for a coffee, for a fucking cheating whore
4. she drove me back to my house
5. while she was driving i cuddled her around the neck back and shoulders, which made her horny
6. when we stopped in front of my house we kissed and one thing lead to another she wanted me to fuck her
7. i fcked her as a quickie in my house and she fucked right off out of my house and went home
this is for every cheating whore punishment, she has to put in at least x1000 more effort if she ever wants to see me again, and she accepted to be this desperate. i use her only for what shes worth--pussy. but honestly i cant tell who's at an actual loss of self respect here--me who continues to see a cheating whore ex gf who fucked several random guys even for a 1 night stand, or her who accepts to pay even coffee for herself, and drive me around in her car (at least i get a free ride and not spend shit on a fucking whore!) GOD i fucking hate whores from my very fucking core! if it was legal i would put to death every whore, they are like cockroaches--worth nothing but causing destruction wherever they go. FUCK them.25 -
what i have just shitted, is an abomination. this time instead of shitting a giant pile of turd, the smell of this bullshit, is cutthroat lethal. literally cut-throat -- each breath you take feels like someone is slicing your throat with the sharpest cartel knife. my shit is evolving so rapidly strong that its now a fucking mutant8
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a whore (woman) kept talking and yapping and i interrupted her
"is my dick out?"
bamboozled, confused, she asked me, "what?"
"is my dick outside my pants"
"no what kind of question is that"
"then why is your mouth open so much"19 -
i am learning Solana development
using typescript
but also seems like i would need to learn Rust
and then I'll learn Anchor framework that uses allat shit
shit boring as bullshit
but it will help me get the knowledge to code a drainer malware and steal millions of dollars from victims so i can be finally rich and buy a luxury car to fuck whores (women)14 -
ive been sitting on toilet for at least 30 mins. and i keep shitting. i have never had the need to shit THIS much, for THIS long. HOW??? where is all of this shit stored??? is this shit coming from the aws cloud s3 buckets??? cause aint no way all this shit comes from my asshole! this is unbelievable until u see it yourself! do u guys want me to take a pic of all the shit i just shitted so u can see im not lying?5
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next week im buying my first ever car. its gonna be a benz. im literally taking a cash credit loan from a bank B, just for deposit of the car, and then taking another loan from bank A, to be able to buy the car on leasing for the next 3 years.
basically I'll be giving away my whole entire salary of 2024 that i worked as devops engineer, plus cash credit, plus leasing credit, just for a fucking deposit of the car, and the car costs only 35,000 fucking euros €!
thats not a big fucking deal. ppl drive 90,000€ cars every fucking day. or 50,000€ cars as an average. i am buying a below average car, or for me The Bare Minimum Car... and i still struggle like hell to do it.
im willing to go broke buying this car bc a car would never cheat on me. it would never lie to me. a beautiful car standing outside of my house always there to remind me why this meaningless fucking existence called life, is still worth living.
a car for me is beyond just a car or art. it gives me meaning to continue living. life by default for me is valueless. a beautiful car and mine, finally generates value of life. every time i get depressed (which is every day) i take a nice night ride in my new benz
its a 2020 car. and im satisfied with it. i also got offers to buy the brand new 2024 one. but that shit is almost twice as much in costs. dont have money for that shit. I'd need to work my shit job for at least 3 more months and save every penny JUST FOR DEPOSIT.
out of my budget.
im buying a CLA class. i wanted C class but that shit mad expensive! i think A class is too cheap for me so the only class i can afford and not look cheap is CLA. C class is the next tier. I'd need 2 more salaries for C class but only 1 more salary for CLA, hence next week (first week of september)
hopefully, this new car will get me new whores. i really do hope that whores will fuck w a nice car and want to finally go out with me. i dont care if they're using me for money (which im not even gonna have). i care about using these whores as a form of revenge for my ex whore blonde cheating on me for the past 2+ years
so aside from clearing my mind of bullshit by driving a nice car at night which i fully bought myself no handouts, driving whores in it would just be cherry on top of the cake. a bonus.
lets see how it goes.22 -
anally i am not a virgin due to my asshole being so wide and stretched from the Massive shits that im shitting outside of my physical humanoid body. sometimes i wonder if im human1
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on the middle of my fucking belly a big pimple appeared out of nowhere and when i gently squeezed it a white pus started coming out. it could be a cyst. i hope the drugs im taking aren't responsible for this bullshit!5
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i think ashwagandha is working. my bullshit tolerance is almost non existent anymore. i have no tolerance for anyone especially new people, who try to fuck w me. i literally fucj them right off. especially for females (whores).
(btw im no longer posting ashwagandha pics cause that how much i give no shits anymore)
ashwagandha helps me protect my inner peace4 -
i have to say this. its very important and mind blowing even to a shitbeast like me. a few days ago i shitted such a massive turd that it got stuck in the toilet. the shit was THAT big. BIG SHIT 💩.i flushed. nothing. flushed 3 more times. nothing. i gave up and went to work. i completely forgot to flush it again. came back to shit again now and the toilet STANK LIKE A MF. worse than a sewer. i could see my HUGE TURD floating in pieces in the toilet, while the other BIG turd is still stuck in the fucking toilet. i flushed aggressively again. the fucking turd is still stuck and wont get the fuck out. now i have a toilet with shit in it and it stinks like sewer cause the turd was there for several days or so. i have to get a plunger 🪠 AGAIN to get this shit out of my fking toilet! 🚽 Right now, i have to go to my 2 of 3 toilets to take a new shit, and i hope it doesnt get clogged again! as i am shitting while writing this, i can already see how HUGE the new turd is! this is incredible. what the fuck am i shitting?! did i eat a fucking elephant or sum?8