When the team lead has no idea what the problem is but took too many public speaking courses so he’s really well-versed at feeding people bullshit…

Windows is more open than commercial Android distributions provided by the major phone manufacturers

Have a nice day ☕

I am conducting technical interviews for about 10 years now.
I swear to god, the applicants keep getting dumber and dumber.
Getting more and more ashamed to talk about data structures, design patters or even the most basic algorithms, everyone with a graduation badge from udemy is now a software engineer. Fuck this shit.

lmao, this is true.

My confirmed results are in and it's a distinction in MSc Computer Science (Software Engineering)

It was a long & difficult 2 years (part time along side full time work) but I'm feeling very proud of myself at the moment 😃

made a terminal themed portfolio website in 5 hrs

I used GitHub pages to host the website and name.com for the domain from the GitHub's student dev pack

I was able to implement basic typing animations using css although my website doesn't take any user input

Website : https://satvik.ninja
Repo ; https://github.com/satvikDesktop/...

I hate web development, I didn’t study CS to make web sites, I like learning new things but when web development is involved and especially certain libraries and frameworks, it seems that I always have to learn again the same thing with a different flavor and I feel stuck in the same place… and at the end of the day it is always form this, validate that, download those AARGH!!

Maybe it is just a bad day

real Santa

Me greeting a female friend with a joke: Hey baby, wanna play with my python?
Her: Only if it's well commented and production ready.
Me: I love you.
Her: I know.

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when you plan to go on holiday to see the inlaws in thailand and you have to work - holiday office preped :)

To all grammar freaks 😝

Awesome swag bruhfox. @dfox
Can't wait for my awesome shirt :D

<rant>
when a female feels it's important to clarify that she's female in the middle of a programming discussion. what if males did the same thing?
dev1 - This recursive function just blew up the server, bitch.
dev2 - I'm a dude, bro. don't call me bitch.
commence: miles of much lost productivity.
</rant>

two states

This is way too true.

Well this old "Learn PHP4 in 24 hours" helps me put my little girl to sleep.

Qualifications and experience require to start a WordPress consultancy/brand agency:
• Be a marketing/people person.
• No technical requirements required.

Hate seeing others get clients and delivering half-assed solutions and deploying outdated and even insecure versions of everything.

When you remember you could have bought bitcoins $20 each in the early days.

Writes the DNA of all the species..

Those designers :-/

Just realised that i have reached 1K +1's, thanks everyone!

I did mostly Java and JavaScript coding before I came to my current job. When I started I pretty much had to learn PHP on the fly. Pretty much no problems, but my greatest shame from the few years I've been writing code is when I spent over an hour debugging an unknown error, after which time a fellow dev looked at my code and informed me that PHP uses . instead of + to concatenate strings...

Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"

A: Inheritance

I need someone as a partner on this idea that I have. Preferably someone with UI/UX front-end experience along with security measures for secure file transfer and storage (involves sensitive documents). Comment if interested.

my teacher gave me a C on my test because I used some concepts he had not taught

//fml

Finally got my new MacBook Air. I was beyond anxious to put the first stickers on it.

(The other devRant one is on the inside.)

We had a course where we, the students, got connected with companies who could pitch ideas for us to choose. So we were to develop something for a company for free, but that probably won't be so bad, right? When the course was over we told the company we would fix any critical bugs that appeared after the final prototype was developed. We only had 8 weeks to complete the project, and that includes documentation (project plan etc) and other "school stuff" like an essay on what we've learned and so on. In other words, didn't have enough time to develop what the company was really looking for. Still those guys is bugging us about minor bugs they want fixed or "could you just implement this feature" . The course is over, they have all the source code so they could hire someone else to do it (or us, you could pay us you know?) but nooooo they think we owe it to them. We gave them a fully functional application to use, free of charge, but that still isn't enough. And they threaten with "but you can use this in a future resume" (yea we had to sign a NDA). Fuck it, am I being a whiny bitch?

During an internship, I had to use angular and angular material on a web app. I discovered the magic of 2way data-binding!

That moment when rewriting the piece of the code is easier than debugging.