Thanks for the stickers the devRant team and the app are awesome :)
Hope I can put the other stickers to good use too.

Wow, they arrived faster than I expected. Thanks from Germany :)

getRandomNumber... :)

Normal people count from 1 to 10. Smart people count from 0 to 9.

You havent lived as a dev until you develop that nervous twitch of ctrl+s spamming.

Which train to board? :)

Junior Dev does npm install, Opens LinkedIn profile and adds Node.js in skills.

Go Home, You're Drunk.

Learning javascript in 2016

Hardest part of support jobs.

Harry Potter and Python (?)

My company doesn't allows or uses Wi-Fi. It's too dangerous... Like fucking really. We also don't use a repository. We version stuff by dates folders. Yes we are a ecommerce business.

PHP's die()
Because 'exit 1' just doesn't have the same dramatic flare.

Today's xkcd says it all. http://m.xkcd.com/1739/

Last night I had a dream about a bug and I woke up with a solution. When I got to the office and tried it out it worked...I have heard about this happening before but this is the first time I have experienced it!

back from a 3 week vacation...

*googles "introduction to web development"*

Arch guys !!

I really feel insecure, when it threatens me!

Explain the movie Inception to a programmer.....
Basically, when you run a VM inside another VM, inside another VM, inside another VM…, everything runs real slow!

*TRIGGERED*

One day my mum got a call from a man claiming to be from Microsoft. He said there is something wrong with the computer and tried to make her install TeamViewer to "fix" it, but my mum didn't manage to install it for several hours until he gave up.
Sometimes knowing even less can save your PC.

Group projects make me realise why Batman works alone.

Wise words to live by...

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

At a funeral.....

A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?

Priest: Respect the dead

Visitor: All small letters ?...

Fcknlol!

Hahahaja!

I don't know what to say

I just wrote more than 140 char in a tweet, inspect the element and turn Enable = True on Tweet button.

The response was epic.

And that was enough encouragement