What kind of morning filth is this?

Yell globally

Ran into a girl who I had a crush on in high school at a bar last week. Hanged out for a bit, but then I had to run catch the last train home.

Today I get a message from her that reads: "Hey, it was nice to meet you last week. Can I call you some time, there's something I want to tell you. 😉"

I think to myself -- sweet and say that I have no meetings today, call me whenever you can.

A couple of minutes later she calls me, and the first thing she says: "I have this app idea..."

fuck, shouldn't have hyped myself up.

Because we don't have enough programming languages

https://microsoft.com/en-us/...

Quality code you say...

Don't we all love a sophisticated chat bot?

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

When I try to be happy but my phone knows my feelings.

...okayyy 🤔

I have mixed feeling about this test result

Have you ever been pretty sure someone's a prick just from reading his code?

And that's why we're all single...

But they did not know

My algorithm for errors

This guy is clearly not having the best Friday 😂😂

"I'll go get some more females" sounds very normal when you're in a hardware lab

apt-get rekt

It may have been posted on here, but I find it pretty funny.

UI vs UX

Seriously, why? WHHHYYYY?

US-date-format sucks, every FUCKING TIME!

The only time I really notice is when the "month" is larger than 12:

05/13/2017
"5th of Dec... oh. Fuck. Not this shit again..."

(It makes no sense. Absolutely none.)

!rant

Today marks three years of marriage to the best rubber duck ever.

😍

So, this is how my Android teacher indents his braces. I'm not sure what to think of this.

Oh Swift why

How software projects are managed...

When you look back on your github activity and just think "Wow, we have really created something special. This is really going to help the world." It just... It gets me. That's why I do this day in and day out.

!rant

Using Linux terminal on Android smartphone

Client : How much for the project?
Me : $10,000
Client : I will give you $72.

"Can you give me an estimate on how long it will take you to fix this bug?"

"That's like asking how long it will take to find my keys."

How CV works...

Learning Angular 2 got me like...