Can we, please, put some substance into our rants? Over the course of the last weeks the amount of rants of the type "%NAME% %SWEARWORDS%" has increased tremendously. You want tell everyone that (for example) Windows can go fuck itself? Great. But why? What is the story behind you're enragement?

Please make this place more fun to browse by sharing stories. Not just a random amount of names and swearwords.

If a program says that an unknown error occurred. It probably means, that the programmer was too lazy to handle an exception.

What my experience was like learning SQL and server side stuff at my University

Yay windows -_- turn off Bluetooth then bam.

If theres a god, he definitly hates web devs...

Programming is like sex💞
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life 🙈

Unix Guy watching Apple Keynote tonight: awk

Code interview where three senior developers want to see you swet like a hooker in a church...

So my stickers arrived the other day and I gave them a little ride 🙂

Difficult communication with it guys!!!

Oh Microsoft!

Girlfriend created a github account today, I'm so proud!

True !!

getRandomNumber... :)

What is the longest time you spent debugging a spelling mistake in your code?? :P

Started a new job today. Now to get used to all the new coding standards and ways of working...
At least I received a welcome pack full of booze to help me get through it :)

This debate has more horse shit than the code I wrote last year.

My new coding buddy is coming home October 11.

How to break a chatbot (well done).

Finally got the last of the hardware pieces for my pi book pro in today. Figured out how I'm going to lay it out and now to make custom cables to connect it all :D This old MacBook may yet breathe new life!

How many programmers does it take to change a light-bulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.

The pain in a dev's heart when a long queue keeps growing at the supermarket and they don't open another checkout

When you've spent 16 hours out of 24 programming and realise that you've not eaten, drunk, or even pooped. Well, that just happened

why are we having a flame war on best programming language! it is personal choice and everything has its own purpose and importance. as a dev we should respect that

Interviewer: (on the phone) do you know what SQL injection is?

Me: Are you a cop?

i rest my case....ask no more..#programmer

fucking pooh

"The support Group 'Dealing With UTF-8 Problems' meets in the upÃ√Á¼er floor.

Inherited project from another company that the owner wants updated rather than rebuilt.

The comments could write a programmers joke book as you can tell it's been passed between multiple developers.

This is a literal excerpt
//Not sure why this line needs to be here but it breaks without it
//Nope I don't know either
//FFS now I have to deal with this. Thanks guys :/

Stickers arrived all the way in Kenya. thanks @dfox