"Aah, time to make a new Android app"
*starts Android Studio*
AS: "Yo yo yo, before you proceed, update all these 512 things in your SDK"
*creates a new Activity*
AS: "Nuh uh, this shit won't work without this, install it"
*runs app on emulator*
AS: "Hoooold your horses, you need to install this, and this, and update this and this.. oh and also that"
*emulator finally runs, app crashes*
AS: "Ohh, ha ha, oopsies, your Gradle config is also screwed up, change every dependency to the newest version and then update them all"
*config finally done, runs again*
AS: "Umm, I am too lazy to sync it myself, so you must press the nice big button on top to sync it"
"Fuck this"
*closes Android Studio*
AS: "WAAAIT WAIT, before you go, a new Android update just showed up, you must upd..."
*alt+f4*

I fucking hate people,

I provide a free service for people, and some decide it is a great idea to abuse the shit out of it.
Fuck you

I need python

gives root permissions to the real world.

When your bugfix destroys everything

Just applied to a new job with this as my cover letter.
Wish me luck!

My Linux machine completely froze up so I used another Linux machine to ssh into it and kill the misbehaving process.

Here’s a poster with a super short description of each one to help you keep track and find some new useful Linux tools.

Imagine this: You're a DevOps engineer or SW Engineer at StackOverFlow.

Plot: Stackoverflow is down, you can't search for the solution cause Stackoverflow is down.

Question : Is it just to consider this as a recursive problem?

My client is not paying. Cunt.

>get hired at new company
>so big nobody knows anybody
>buy ancient company swag on ebay and put it at your desk
>everyone thinks you're a ten year

>be someone on DevRant
>make a post unironically telling people not to tell me what to do
>don't realise that telling people to not do something is the same as telling people what to do
>basically be hypocrite
>get comments trying to explain why I'm a hypocrite
>tell commenters they're hypocrites and that this is the reason I made the post
>shove my head in my ass because I'm offended
>stop responding to comments because I'm ignorant like that
>pic related
>it's me when I wrote the post telling people not to tell me what to do.

TIL there's a Python Interpreter written in Python (PyPy)

My head hurts

Just another day at stackoverflow

My display driver board needed a heatsink...

What is up with this guy

Technically it ain't wrong

Linux powered buses in poland

using my local provider

pronounce GUI as "gooey" one more fucking time

Replacement for git VCS 😂

So my college has Apple iMacs and this is the pain I have to go through everyday.
Why can't they just clean it at least once?

Machine Learning messed up!

Delete .git folder after I fucked up the branch

No code review for hundreds of thousand $ app with oldest stack pile of shit

I’m the tech support of my family and I’m proud! 😎

I only hate it if other people treat me like their personal tech support

It's time for a lame-ass pop reference

I just noticed this...

God I'm immature.

Still not learning git properly. I still find it very hard to grasp how this works and although I'm starting to use it more and more, I just can't wrap my hear around it so I often reside to scp for upload and no version control at all.

:'(