Chatbot is not AI

I am still waiting for the follow up when you were prosecuted for murder

"It was a fucking Honda" would fit

@filthyranter I second that

Savage

Well... at least you got a brief...

Just following to listen to X-Files theme song playing on the background

I need this so bad... but can you make it like 40cm radius bowl? Just so I can walk around the office strapped on my neck

@heyheni ha! Just came back after an entire day of bayous, trail and creole history in Louisiana... no cocktail, but a jack Daniel's might be the partner! 😊

I can only imagine the Mafia sending 🐴 heads on a Tesla now.

6 months already!

* 5 years experience
* At least 2 rants about PHP
* More than 1.5k comments in various themes
* user ++ must be above 100k
* recommendation from @dfox

Good job! You were selected as our new Senior FullStack-DevSecOps-Ninja-Lean Software Engineer!

*triggered*

@Prutser come on over man! Look at last year to have an idea https://devopsdays.org/events/...

And submit your own talk or workshop! ☺

@ptrotter I was exactly thinking: "Aren't unit tests designed for this?"

@dfox - Come on over and make a talk about devRant! The culture impact of such a thing is so nice and great!

Or maybe talk about the stack or something... I just would love so much to have you guys here!

Oh man! Honestly... good luck!

Send this image to him.

Put them in a maze and record some Jigsaw statements

Yes you can... create a logistic regression that classifies if the error between the measure distance mathematically by one method is the same to the distance calculated by other method.
Buy some GPUs for it and say you are going to tensor flow the shit out of it.
Deploy it and see it running in parallel in a blink of an eye.
Realise there was no need to it.
Use the GPUs to play skyrim with all mods.

Do null mean zero or no-functionality? Why an empty string instead of a null?
Is the default trigger in the database set to a value and it accepts null?

All this questions make developers look one to another and babble... I miss my DBA times...

@theothergod humm... when I realised that VSCode was better than Atom I just gave up and went back to Sublime

@Charmgoggles In person I would have replied with a "That's what she said"

@Letmecode priorities and rules should be honored.

@lucas22 completely agree with the midget statement. But I hope to make a fail porn site involving fat midget grannies and get the best of both worlds

Oh man, all the memories and good moments this rant reminds me of...

It was a pure and naive time. Before I killed my previous manager.

Overused meme still fits well

How awesome would be if Richard Stallman were on DevRant and joined this conversation? He would call us idiots, tell about free vs open source and bless our Unix machines.

Too bad he is a genius that will never have a smartphone...

Where apache helicopter references are mentioned because everybody used to 9gag and quit... now devrant has our soul and still increases our productivity.

Pure magic.

++ for the Tupac feelings.