How do Married Devs balance between their wives and their work?

If you are one of those developers that hardcode URLS, shame on you.

I bet we have people working in the same office that don’t know that they see each others Rants😅

Giving a software engineer design work is such an evil thing to do

Fuck windows, fuck my place of work for using windows

The guy I share an office with is such a colossal dick

I recently resigned from an organization and got a job somewhere new, I supposed to start next week Thursday, my current challenge is that my current employer has counter offered…main reason I want to leave is the stress, but the issue is I am not sure if the new place will be any different…I am truly conflicted, what do yall think?

Freedom is so fucking beautiful 🙌🏾

My boss and I resigned on the same day😂😂

I have two options:

Leaving my current role to join a big Bank as a senior engineer

Or

Staying at my current company and get promoted to Tech lead(my current company has been having some major layoffs

What do I do?

I really hate that my boss will come 7 minutes into our scrum and he speaks for the next 10 minutes…like what actual hell?

My boss is not happy that we are not overwhelmed 😂 this bastard!

I just love my morning scrums, they zap out my joy 😊😊😊🤦🏿🤦🏿

I feel depressed and anxious, what do y’all do to feel better?

My anxiety is hitting alarming highs, I am currently not able to do anything 😭😅🥲

I fucking hate how things just get fucked up when you least expect it

Why are we having long scrum meetings on a “no meeting” day

I fucking hate how people think of me as their personal fucking tech support…

My anxiety is over the top😔😔😭😭

People need respect other people’s time, you set up a meeting 2 minutes before and you wonder why I am not attending 🤦🏿

Having a spring review meeting with a fucking micro manager

Why the fuck would you have online documentation that has incorrect information?

My PM now thinks I am telling Stories on why I am not done with an integration I am usually done with in a day 🤦🏿

People want to have a 45 minutes scrum😭

Head of IT: kindly check what the issue with the following transaction

Me: Is this on production or on staging?

Head of IT: YES

Me: 🖕🏾 🖕🏾

When I was a junior engineer I used to hate writing unit tests but now I look forward to writing them.

Well written Unit tests will save your life

Fuck code, I am drunk!!!

Well, I am fucking stressed

I have a question, how have y’all stayed motivated working on your personal software projects?

Fucking inherited extremely buggy code that has given me so many sleepless nights

I fucking hate my life sometimes, I just want to code but I am dragged into too many meetings