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I found such a treasure today in the production code.

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One does not simply uninstall visual studio...one has to first update the installer

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Well, that’s one way to stop someone from harassing you online. But damn....

rant china japan prank

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I'm suddenly feeling intense pain in my left arm.

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Woman couldn't reach the login page of her hosting account.

After 15 minutes of debugging she found out that her Internet wasn't turned on.

This shit is the fucking reason why I drink alcohol.

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UTF-8 gone wrong

rant encoding utf8 utf-8 production

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Taking care of your skin once a week, won't give you better skin.

Just like eating a healthy meal once a week, won't make you skinny.

Changes and improvements take time, effort, but most of all consistency.

rant programming quote consistency

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Tomorrow I will be rolling out a completely brand new system company wide. Spent the last year working on it.

First time ever leading a project of this size and importance.

Wish me luck. 😫

rant project company scared

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AI developers be like

joke/meme ml face recognition ai to overtake humanity soon ai recognition image processing image recognition

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Recently, I failed a lot. Most of them were interviews. Some failed at code challenge. Some of them were leet code type challenge. Some failed at less quality vs other people. Used to be ashamed or angry. Now able to embrace it. Thanks to jack ma's documentary. Start to integrated his philosophy into life.

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In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

rant enterpriselevelbullshit windows peaceful protest. screensaver

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START FUCKING USING GIT.

😅

rant wk132

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Found this on my old desktop ... Aww!

rant git old school random

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My mobile service provider just null me a null saying nullnull
Null can't even null their null null

rant null nullnull

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'nuff said

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new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

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CW: The SQL injection vulnerability isn't important because our code is proprietary so hackers won't find it.

Me: <censored>

rant wk125

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> build.gradle == lifeispain
TRUE

rant dev life developer android studio pain pain in the ass gradle android android developer life is pain google

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Lol :-p
Created Google account with name Ass Guard (Asgard) and then I received mail saying..

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Oh Algo you're so beautiful

rant beautiful algo funny

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"Can we make all users computer freeze and allow only input on our website?"

"We" can shove a knife up your ass you fucking dipshit.

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"Is it just me or is Youtube down?"
YES
IT'S JUST YOU
THEY PICKED YOU OUT OF A BILLION USERS
AND TOOK IT DOWN
Sorry, good night.

rant youtube

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Dear assholes of the internet. Next time you publish an article/tutorial/story etc, PUT THE FUCKING PUBLICATION DATE AT THE TOP.

I don’t care about your need to be minimalist, FUCK YOU, INCLUDE THE DATE.

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What IDIOT designed this up? And I see that’s common in most laptops these days!

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It's never a good sign when a team lead writes code like this

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Client: This new feature is not working on Internet Explorer.
Me: Do you have enough oxygen in the cave you are living in?

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Everyone. I hate everyone. I used to hate everyone and still hate everyone.

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"Let me review your code, I used to work as a toilet cleaner"

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Boss: I saw your last commit, great work!
Dev: But... You told me to delete all the features I added...
Boss: Yes, fantastic improvements!

rant wk123

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