finally did it =]

First command to teach a new linux user:

I made this

have a nice weekend folks...

Same here..

What in the actual fuck is this shit?

🦫Me a kid: I hope some day I will earn enough $ to by a cool-ass PC and play games on highest graphics presets

🤡Me an adult: I sure did earn enough $ to afford a cool-ass PC though it is a shame that I cannot find time & energy to play games

First we were called "rockstar" developers.

Then HR started using "heroes".

Then "tigers" and some confused associates who didn't get the memo used various other big cats.

Now they're starting to call us "product warriors".

🤦‍♂️

Tech lead in standup 🐤

Got a mail from a recruiter.... offering me a role in a company......where I'm currently working....in the said role.

Antisocial in 2022: 🤡 We live in a society
Antisocial in 1622: 👑 We live in a kingdom

age++

Found this potential solution to your boss problems on reddit:

<py-script> ... Good luck minifying that

No-code platforms always like to forget that writing the code is *literally* the easiest part of software development 🙄

Work life balance. Ever heard of it?

The colleague:

- I can't work, my chair is uncomfortable
- I can't work, my chair is not ergonomic
- I can't work, my desk is too small
- I can't work, my legs are uncomfortable
- I can't work, my keyboard is not ergonomic
- I can't work on this task, John knows how to do it better
- I will only work on <this> type of tasks. I will not work on others
*gets assigned <other> task; browses the internet all day; at the EOD task isn't even touched*
- I can't work with Jack, he's too noisy
- I can't come to the office on time, there's traffic in the city
- I couldn't come yesterday, I was out of town. No, I will not log a vacation day - I was NOT on vacation. It's personal
- I can't<...>

Manager, 2 days to the end of said colleague's probation period:
- I am very sorry to tell you this, but our attitudes are not in line and we cannot continue working together. Since this is your 5th warning, we have to let you go.

The colleague:
- What?? How come?? I did NOT see this coming... You can't do this! I work here! This is where I work and you can't fire me!

*got his things from his desk and left. Never came back*

Everyone at the office:
- YAYYYY!!!! Let's have a shorter day today and let's celebrate this riddance in a pub! (manager agreed)

Manager: Have you fixed the problem?

Dev: What’s the problem?

Manager: We’re not here to discuss problems we’re here to discuss solutions!

Dev: …

In 2022 be like

Does anyone else suddenly loose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

Me to HR lad: So yea I need you to process my resignation

HR lad to me (*silently whispering on phone*): I’ve resigned too. Good luck.

i swear i'm so braindead sometimes
i was seriously wondering why i couldn't do an absolute function on an unsigned number

relatable meme for y'all

text-align: center

Designer: “it’s not cantered, it’s 2px too much to the left”

Me: *does nothing* “what about now?”

Designer: “perfect”

Yup. This IS the Truman show.

me: proudly opens PR "fix random failing tests"

jenkins: Tests run: 1367, Failures: 1

A: Hey yo, that function should only support up to 20 objects
B: Say no more fam

https://api.flutter.dev/flutter/...

This is how I imagine the apocalypse is going to look like...

(All these website are down/experiencing issues because fastly is down)

Welcome to my live.

*Conversation about the loan*
HR: what do you expect?
Me: Dunno, I've heard you pay any student about 15€/h, so that's my expectation
HR: Jeah, correct, but do you think you're worth that?

Excuse me what the fuck?

VSCode dropping casual truth-bombs