So true..

Can you guess 'em All? :D

Client: So you want 50 bucks for 5 minutes work pushing some buttons;
Me: Well yes. I didn't just pushed some buttons... I pushed them in the right sequence and solved your problem.

Good morning DevRant Fam! I hope everyone is having an amazing day/night wherever you may be! Here is a little quote I found to make your day/night even better! (I hope) ❤️

Best wishes
Milo 😁

Kebab case kills me😂

Someone ask this guy to learn Git!

"Oh I notice you have already run uglify?"

Coder: "No"

      

I wonder when there will be the first manufacturer to introduce the "cool" new notch design to normal screens. 🤔

How programmers comment their code

Who's ready for some horror?

Don't you think this is a bit ex-css-ive

If Gordon Ramsay made code reviews, I would watch that show. Especially the insults he would use for handling clients.

"This code has so much spaghetti, it decided to open it's own restaurant"

From the same teacher who tried to style a <title>

What the f***

My friend just ordered some fries, and this is his receipt.

Every. Class. In. It's. Own. Project.

pls keep this in your mind!!! please!

That fortune cookie is definity meant for programmers.

When you see your commit history..

........

Just make sure it works!

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

Found this on the internet

Nice try ad-people

Seems like a great deal.. 😂😂

Watching a cookery program and it made me think it must be hard being a chef.

Then it made me think that being a web developer is a bit like cooking.

You have your ready meal equivalent with WordPress and Wix.

You have your cook at home kits with front-end frameworks like bootstrap and foundation.

You have your recipes and ingredients with package managers like npm and JavaScript modules.

Then you have your own home made cooking using vanilla js, CSS and HTML made to your own liking.

Just like being a good chef, being a good web developer is about knowing what ingredients and methods to include, but also what to leave out, to get the best result!

Why study computer science if you can become a science and get paid for it? 🤣

This is what happens when you listen to clients