When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Well he did the right thing

This never gets old...

Wife: what are you thinking about?

Me: how to optimize key storage in a binary tree

Wife: forget that I asked

Being a student and not having a job...

Valentine Programming :(

Saw my uncle using Microsoft Edge today.

Me: Uncle, you should use Chrome or Firefox. They are better.
Uncle: Windows 10 showed a pop up few days back that chrome drains battery faster. So I uninstalled chrome.
Me: But Windows is fooling you to use its product. Edge is horrible and useless.
Uncle: So you think you are smarter than Windows people? Are they idiots who designed this whole software?

Microsoft u got 1 more Edge user. Enjoy, you lying and misleading company.

I BOUGHT A DOMAIN IN MY SLEEP!!!

Now I don't know what to do with it!

So, this is how my Android teacher indents his braces. I'm not sure what to think of this.

How programming teachers must feel sometimes...

I saw this on the internet.

Dev Rant closes.

It's getting pretty serious. :D

When a Python script runs at startup

-Why are you still alone?
-Me :

reCAPTCHA isn't secure 😱

Anyone looking for something interesting to do???

Step 1) understand how basic circuitry works on a bread board nothing too fancy. ( Implement NAND, AND, ADDER, SUBTRACTOR)

Step 2) learn about microprocessors and how OS works

Step 3) learn assembly

Step 4)write a basic assembler and understand how loaders and linkers works !

Step 5) write a kernel with very basic features like memory management and process management and some drivers for IO

Step 5) write an emulator for some simple systems .! ex chip-8.

Step 6) read about compiler theory and automata

Step 7) write a basic Python interpreter that compiles (not interpreter) to native assembly.

Step 8) implement TCP stack .

Step 9) learn as much as u can about complexity measurement ), data structures and algorithms using C or C++ it's very important ( familiarity with pointers and thus computer memory )

Step 10) learn any high level language of choice like Python or Ruby.

Step 11) stop debating over tabs vs spaces , emacs vs vim , angular vs vue, php vs Python , OOps vs procedular vs functional ( just know about all of them and when to use but don't fucking debate over which one is superior )..

Step 12) live happily and be healthy.

The dev secret...

FUCK XCODE CERTIFICATES AND PROVISIONING PROFILES

I just found out devRant was written in php. But I thought on devRant everybody hates php..?

I get nervous every time I go on highway 401 and 404 in Toronto area. Cuz I feel like I'm either on the wrong highway or the highway doesn't exist. If y'all know what I mean, feel how I feel😜

##Rant

Mobile websites

When you have a problem, google it and the stackoverfl0w link is purple...

Microsoft letting me know exactly what they think of my database. :(

cleverness of #Apple

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

I asked my friend at work who is the weirdest one?

He said it's me. 😱

Just kidding. 😁
I don't have any friends.
😢😩😥

Sure Google... sure.