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Managers, the more time you require of devs to fill out forms and such, the less time they have to devote to the tasks they're assigned.. please keep this in mind.

Always work below your capacity.. if you give 100% that will always be expected. 70% gives you some wiggle room, plus you're the hero that saves the day when you kick it up to 100.

Linux in the wild!

If you run a website that generates revenue, do you need to be zoned for business?

Worthless people. Goddamnit I've had enough of this shit. If you're not going to contribute, get the fuck off my team and take a job that's more in line with your qualifications.

To retire early.

!dev

Got a feeling there's plenty on here that relax with the vidya.. what say we start a clan? Any takers?

The way things are prioritized:

Emergency
Critical
ASAP
Do first
Top priority
Urgent
Urgent ASAP
Major urgent

Fuck sakes.. 😣

JavaScript will die a horrible death. That's my dream anyway.

I'm primarily a Windows user.. mostly because I'm familiar with it (started with DOS, then windows 3.1), but also because we're a Microsoft shop at work. I don't really have many complaints..

But for fuck's sake, migrating production applications from 7 to 10 is a tremendous pain in the ass.

Ok, I'll join in, why the fuck not.

Python pisses me off. Not the language itself, but setting up the environment. Xkcd nailed this one.

While(alive)
{
Work();
Eat();
If(payday)
{
GetPaid();
PayBills();
}
Drink();
CrySelfToSleep();
}
WaveToLucifer();

Don't know about y'all, but for me it's been a week of fuckin Mondays. Can't wait for this week to be over with ugh

Every time I have a scrum meeting.

Two parter.

Who here actually has a career in tech? I mean gainfully employed. Nothing against kids or students, but I figure the best rants come from the workplace.

Also, we need some more fucking OC on here. Typical feed on any given day here:

Repost
PHP is shit
Arch user self-fellatio
Windows sucks
Repost
Repost
Meme I saw on another site
Original Content
Windows sucks

!dev

Did you ever think a game would take up over 100 gigs on your hard drive? Neither did I, yet here we are.. WTF

!rant post your bookshelf GOOOOOOO!

Soooo.. facebook got breached today, 50 million accounts compromised. I'm sure that will help their stock price.. 😂

Change your passwords, ladies and gents!

I fucking hate politics. Can we just stick to dev shit on here? Please? That's the only reason I'm here.

Go fsck yourself!

Check your code in, but frankly nobody on the team cares when you check out.

!dev || rant

Random thought: how loud does a fart have to be in order for it to echo? I mean, they say a duck's quack doesn't echo, and it's basically the same sound.

Today somebody at work asked why they couldn't change a primary key.

Not joking.

Are you fucking kidding me?? There's a reason SSMS doesn't allow it.. because BAD SHIT HAPPENS if you do.

!rant

Started writing a book. A book of humor based on my observations of people, society, and technology. And I observe a lot, so there's no shortage of material.

This guy sitting next to me is coughing like he's dying.. If he gets me sick that may become a reality.

This popped up at work, so I had to.

Attention Europeans:

Your government sucks.

I think it'd be cool if we put together ctf events, so people could learn bash, PowerShell, etc., by solving puzzles. It'd be a nice collaboration, and people can learn at the same time.