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Joined devRant on 12/31/2016

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If slack is down for more than 15 minutes you're legally allowed to leave work

joke/meme slack down legal slack
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I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

undefined linux clouds server

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I think the most annoying thing of being a programmer is to accidentally press ctrl + s on a browser because of having been saving so much

undefined problems

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*listens to music using Samsung earphones*
Person next to me: Nice song
Neighbor: Nice song
Aliens: Nice song

undefined samsung earphone open back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Don't understand USB storage?
Well here it is, in a nutshell -

undefined in a nutshell

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Gillette Excel

undefined excel gillette

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HR: How many years you've been developing on Android ?
Me: Two years, with many projects on my own.
HR: So, you're familiar with Android Studio?
Me: No, I've been using "Paint" to code.

undefined android recruiters hr

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"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

rant wk48 google drive no git

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Teacher: What is recursion?

Me: This https://www.devrant.io/rants/533667

undefined loop recursion

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Changing numbers on CSS randomly until it works.

Aka, using magic numbers

undefined wk47

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I didn't know NY is somewhere in Africa

undefined location shipment maps

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joke/meme

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If you're a dev and you don't know linux..

you don't know linux.

undefined know dev linux

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Who else hates the word coding?

I like programming better...

undefined coding developing

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Well, I though ... never mind

undefined no words dude please password

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- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

joke/meme knock knock jokes

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Hello world!

undefined notifications

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This is awesome.

undefined bootloop os

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When your code compiles with no errors at first try..

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When you accidentally tweet your commit message.

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Sometimes... 😂😥

undefined linux

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Finally, a good use for Unit Testing :D

undefined unit testing

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30 year old starting to learn to code. Wish me luck!

undefined wish me luck learning to code first rant

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Feature request: Add a popup in mobile app that asks to rate the devRant app

*muhahahahaha*

undefined 666

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"Oh, you're a developer? Then you cannot fix my PC", said no relative ever.

undefined developer fix my toaster relatives

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Just me, myself and I ;-)

undefined standards

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My algorithms professor uses safari on Windows as his main browser

undefined why? safari windows

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When they use a photo of fucking JavaScript (no hate) code for every fucking unrelated news.

undefined js news

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UI design gone wrong

undefined no safety smoking first

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Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

undefined git reset satan cat oh no

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