I'm a coder. Let me show you some Python.

Amphetamines

I liked the scene where Elliot pulled his hood up and busted out a monologue.

alias woman=man

Its like a right of passage

Let that sink in

That sounds really nice, i hope that works out for you! Even if it dont, it would be a great anecdote for having tried. @WerewolfCustoms

<sarcasm> The field of Video game development is renowned for its easy hours and fair pay, especially towards developers.... </sarcasm> @WerewolfCustoms

Duh. Just add WHERE 1, especially on prod.

So true! Having worked a manual job for six years prior to retrading to a job where I can sip tea and sit on dev rant, I really can't empathise with the first-world moaning. I literally can't believe I get paid as much as I do to do as much as I actually do. Its fantastic. Currently in my third dev job, and they've all been degrees of cushty. @nmunro

Leave a light on in your garden to attract bugs

This is just sound life advice that should enforced from birth.

@drRoss oh be nithe

If you've been coding in JavaScript. Then yes, mate.

Please God not atom.

In the wild west days as a fresh faced web developer, I worked in a team of five where we all used Notepad++ and the FTP plugin to deploy. Who needs version control when you can just continually overwrite each others changes?

Thats some sweet nightmare fuel.

@KnightsOfCode omg, THIS.

This is me drowning in salty butthurt tears. Sorry guys, I just don't like Java, let a dev vent! I like C++ and Python, I'm self taught and never had to learn Java. Maybe one day I'll need to learn it, and I'll be converted, or just as likely it'll be dead and gone and I'll be mouthing off about Scala or Clojure.

I.... Actually, that sounds great.

If your aim is to develop complex applications then its a fantastic language. In the same way that if you want to walk uncomfortably, shoes made out of cement are great.

Probably written procedurally with random whitespace and heart attack inducing alternating parenthesis.