MILF marketplace.
The audience seemed to enjoy it but I don't think I'd get any investment.

Excel its not a database... but its great for finances and more

FYI Google sends you a free Google Home and a T-shirt if you have a good standing Google Assistant Action

Developer mask

Just my two cents in React 2020 Community Survey

Is the term for some who uses Linux spelled Linuxer, Linuxxer, egotistical fucker, or something else?

Boss: What is your address?
Me: 173.168.15.10

Boss: No, your local address
Me: 127.0.01

Boss: I mean your physical address
Me: 29:01:38:62:31:58

I think Microsoft should re-brand 'Windows' to 'Windoze' looking at the performance.

Can’t go outside cause fuck outside, inside is where it’s at !!
(Garden in our building)

My team's doing an internal hackathon this week focusing on improving developer productivity and happiness and I haven't been able to settle on an idea yet... Any help appreciated!

Sanity...
a gift from the universe...
destroyed by incompetent coders.

some old time clients finally decided to pay me, so I had a bit of cash on me (I feel rich, lol).

here's the thing: I am torn in between buying a second monitor and investing in that server i planned to build in a previous rant.

I could just save the money, I dont know if I am being extra right now, I remember when I just had half a laptop screen to work with, now i have a this used 24 inch monitor I bought for cheap now I want to expand with another 24 inch probably. this arrangement will make things a bit comfortable and faster for me but it still wont affect me if I dont get it...........ok I'm talking too much

I really need to learn flex box, sadly I'm dense and cannot wrap my mind around how it works :(

Oh, my god. What have I seen. Please kill my eyes.

😵😵😵

why can't we take screenshots that include text? like a pdf. can't the os just detect where the text is off the application uses the standard library to draw out its text elements.

How often do you come across "similar problems" that you recall solving before so you then remember or search the most likely projects and copy the code?

Is Chintu (Wolf Gupta ) here in DevRant ?
Not able to find him :( Can someone connect me to him ?

Why do you use devRant?
Do you want to add/remove any features to/from devRant?
If yes, what are those features?

I AM GONNA KILL SOMEONE

Leave me the fuck alone!

All I want to do is work and study in peace, but no, every 5mins someone comes into my room

AAAAAAA

i still haven't picked up graphql, might spend sometime next weekend seeing what it has to offer. anyone have any advice or stories?

how do I change my password?

Objective-C have ugliest syntax I ever seen or worked. Anyone agree with me?

Because of this spaghettis shit of code I was unable to make some progress. now I have to bullshit my progress in the standup. because telling I wrote 0 lines of code feels like I should be ashamed of myself. FUCK!

slack seems to be having issues with connectivity currently.

sweet, maybe I can actually get some work done!

or maybe i'll just browse devrant for a few more minutes. who's gonna know?

Hi Dev Ranter,

My name is John Smith and I came accross to your resume on Linked In and I was very impressed. Would you be interested in a 5 min call?

Job Details:
Required skills (all expert levels): C#, JAVA, Clojure, C, PHP, Frontend, Backend, Agile, MVP, Baking, Redis, Apache, IIS, RoR, Angular, React, Vue, MySQL, MSSIS, MSSQL, ORACLE, PostgreSQL, Access, Python, Machine Learning, HTML, CSS, Fortran, C++, Game design, Book writing, PCI - Compliance
Salary: $15/Hours no benefits
Duration: 2 Months (possible extension, plus we can fire you at will)
Place: Remote (with work tracking software)
Hours: 5am - 1pm, 6pm - 11pm
Expect to work on weekends

You will be managing people as well as building applications that had to be running as of yesterday. Team culture is very toxic and no one cares about you.

We care about you though (as long as you deliver)

Looking forward to talk to you.

John Smith
Founder, CEO, Director of Staffing, Entrepeneur
Tech Staffers LLC ( link to a PNG posted on facebook)
Est. 2020

People who think they can get along in a programming career with Stackoverflow, should try a career as a translator with a dictionary

Come on bitch. Fucking tell me how programmers were better in the "old times".

People fucking died because of stupid race conditions and bad practices.

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

C function pointer syntax. Every time I have to look it up!

I was just writing a long rant about how my rant style changed, and how I could fix anything that annoys me in a heartbeat by just putting my mind to implementing a change. Then YouTube once again paused the synth mix that was playing on my laptop in the background, with that stupid "Video paused. Continue watching?" pop-up. I even installed an add-on for it in Firefox to make it automatically click that away. I guess that YouTube did yet another bullshit update to break that, for "totally legitimate user interface improvements" or whatever. Youtube-dl faces similar challenges all the time, and it's definitely not alone in that either. I also had issues with that on Facebook when I wanted to develop on top of that, where the UI changes every other day and the API even changes every other week. And as far as backwards compatibility goes, our way or the highway!

So I did the whole "replace and move on" type of thing. I use youtube-dl often now to get my content off YouTube into a media player that doesn't fuck me over for stupid reasons like "ad fraud" (I use an ad blocker you twats, what ads am I gonna fraud against), or "battery savings" (the damn laptop is plugged in and fully topped up for fucks sake, and you do this crap even on desktop computers). Gee I wonder why creators are moving on to Floatplane and Nebula nowadays, and why people like yours truly use "highly illegal" youtube-dl. Oh and thank you for putting me in Saudi Arabia again. Pinnacle of data mining, machine learning and other such wank could not do GeoIP. for a server that used to be in a datacenter in Italy for years, and recently has been moved to another hosting provider in Germany. It's about as unchanging and static, and as easy to geolocate as you can possibly get. But hey, kill off another Google+ when?

Like seriously, yes I'm taking your Foobar challenges and you may very well be the company I end up working for. But if anything it feels like there's a shitton of stuff to fix. And the challenges themselves still using Python 2.7 honestly feels like the seldom seen tip of the iceberg.

I’ve only just been able to catch up with the UK news and the government missed ~16,000 cases of COVID-19 over a 7 day period due to a “technical glitch”.

The “technical glitch” was the government using an excel spreadsheet that reached the data limit.

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea long term, that’s why databases exist!!!!