Being a student and not having a job...

Am i the only one feeling the need for a facebook darktheme?

Forbes: Adblock Detected. Please Turn off your Ad blocker.

Me: *Turns off Adblock*
*Clicks on Continue*

Forbes: Thank you for turning off your Ad Blocker! blah blah
3...2...
Me: *quickly turns on Adblock*
1...
*clicks on Continue*
*Adblock blocks 11 ads and Forbes loads*

Working on a piece of code, first created in 1994 and has had constant changes and modifications till 2014

I need to take it and turn it into a procedure library and new methods and classes and I have 3 weeks to do it.

Worst off I'm a junior programmer and I only have 9 months experience with the language

My girlfriend always wanted to have kids while I don't want any, when she does eventually talk about having kids I'll make her this deal "I'll give you a kid if you can close this vim window with out googling how to do it"
It's fail proof

I upgraded my RAM...
There were no RAMifications :D

sorry

The difference between inheritance and composition

Hey geeky girl,
Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
I use hex codes, but I’d use RGB for you.

Yet to try it in real life.

Tried this popular rant.. She said let's get married 😕

I frckin HATE people who say 'Ah, you can program now? So can you make a game for me? I even have some ideas!, bla bla blurb...'
It makes me wanna hurt them. And the really, really sad thing about it is: nearly no one understands why.

Dev: My VM is not working. Something is wrong with VM.
Me: Have you made any changes to the code?
Dev: It shouldn't matter my VM is not working.
[I go and check the Dev's VM.]
Me: ಠ_ಠ The build output literally states your unit tests failed

When popular companies are hiring

Dev1: We need you to name this service
Dev2: Name it whatever
Dev1: You should name it
Dev2: Can we change it later?
Dev1: No
Dev2: Are you going to have dependencies on the name
Dev1: Yes
Dev2: Call it StupidDev1
Dev1: Ok we will name it

Oh shit, it's disappeared

Not going to one because crowds give me panic attacks unless I've had a beer or ten

I'd like to start using and contributing to github, how and where do I start?

First day back at work, can't remember why my program wasn't working or what the fugg I was doing before I went on leave

I want to ask for my devrant stickers but I'm worried the South African postal service will just lose the package or steal it themselves

Best: Started my first real job as a software developer

Worst: wrote off my 2l turbo megane coupe and scraped the poop off my replacement car

Let's have a thread for embarrassing new years stories!

We use Visual Basic

Somebody else like me? Waiting for that beautifully crafted rant/meme/pic/joke that will bring me a stress ball.

Haha :D pretty much the same, found this on fb.

"Github is currently unavailable"

Biggest client uses IE10.

"Something simple, like Uber"

A: Did you hear that Microsoft bought Skype for 10 billions dollars?

B:That's so stupid! They could download it for free...

We're out of coffee

Westworld

How did you guys find devRant?

Me:
*Googled "Why PHP Sucks"*
*Landed on devrant.io*