Credit : 9gag

Laughed so hard, that I had to defenitely post it on devRant.

Why isn't 21:9 simply called 7:3

Maybe she should try "harder"🙄😂😂

When it's time to go into evil mode

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

In IoT, S stands for "security"

Code reuse.

I now understand the double tap feature. It's really useful when your reading devRant while eating.

http://fossilawareness.com/

The first "real" website I made with a friend. Hope to spread the message about climate change!

curl http://devrant.io/api/rants/text |grep -vi "hack facebook"|grep -vi "tcp joke"|grep -vi "udp joke"|grep -vi "app idea"|grep -vi "2 types of people"

microsoft

I'd like a gin and tahnik, please

😲 For fuck's sake now I have to sell my 2 kidneys instead of 1 if I want to buy a MacBook pro.

Fucking expensive shit.

The new MacBook Pro will have three price ranges:
- Funding to 30 years
- Robbery
- Prostitution

What do the new MacBook and a black hole have in common?

There's no Escape!

Wild message appeared when compiling linux kernel ?¿ 🤔😂

Swim Away

A: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself.

B: how do i do that

Do any of you guys or gals sit outside and code?

Since 2009 this has been my primary work place (even in the cold and rain), I go to the office for mostly non-coding work and have a pc inside for serious sessions but I'd say 80% of my heads down dev time is spent sitting here. A little quirk is when people call or Skype me they'll immediately say "I can hear birds in the background, where are you??".

Anyway, I'm moving soon and thought I should share while I still can ☺️

Fixing bugs one at a time

@dfox, I'm curious, are comments with 200+ rants eligible for a free stress ball?

Just learnt Node JS a week back for a personal project. Started working on it and had to get hospitalized for Dengue. Feeling like a helpless non tech guy without my laptop 😓

I see what you did there...

#!rant

Boss sent me an email at midnight, and I was working voluntary O/T, so I responded. This morning, he brought me this...

Co-incidence??

Just been asked to test the website in Netscape. Today will not be a good day.

Taking my occulus reef and going to explore the real reality !

Let's face the truth: 1

When your company launches a new mobile, hands it to you for free and also lets you engrave on it.

I put an Easter egg into a product, that if you enter the string "final countdown" into the stock code search field, it plays a YouTube vid of Europe's "The Final Countdown", in a hidden div. It's an in-joke for a few people in the company.

A well meaning maintainer with no sense of humour or judgement takes over and goes on the warpath against any hardcoded strings. The secret code gets moved into a config file.

A third developer changes the deployment script so that it clears any configs that aren't explicitly set in the deployment settings.

So the secret code is now "".

Literally every PC in the stock buying department is now blaring out "The Final Countdown" at top volume.

...Except none of them have speakers, so it remains this way for over a year and two more changes of maintainer.

I just noticed this afternoon and quietly re-hardcoded the string. The buying dept.'s PCs will silently sing no more.