Be like Steve

void endlessCrap () {
usleep(365*24*60*1000);
this->happyBirthday();
}

I wish we could branch out our lives like in git. Just fork at critical decision points, try out both/ multiple outcomes simultaneously, then reconcile and merge back into master.

Got a 2 level promotion today.. I am now an architect!

I worked in a BPO, throughout my engineering degree(yes I'm Indian), only to end up with mediocre grades. To think of it I gave up on this industry even before my first interview.. My friends forced me to the interview and made sure I sit through each round. Now I'm the fastest growing individual in an organization of 45000 people. Fuck!

So that's the root cause

managers

coworkers

!Rant
#serious inputs needed

I need help identifying that one big problem that all devs face. Irrespective of the language, domain, etc.. And I wanna solve it. I need your inputs on what bothers you the most, and what tech you work with.. Then we can upvote the comments that are applicable to all of us.. I'll setup a github once we come to a conclusion

We know Tim. We know!

Lolololol

I could finally afford one

devRant

Knowing that yours is probably the last job that will be automated, followed only by complete annihilation of humanity by artificial intelligence..

Save me!!

Shopping goals - meeting this salesman

Amazon like marketplace.. For edible fishes

Stack Overflow Driven Development

Anyone got an apk? Easy money

Yes...

I just convinced a lawyer to learn programming. He sent me print ("hello world!")

When you break a geeks heart

@Endurance are you my ex by any chance?

When they ask a newb to design a core component that was supposed to be the basis of the platform

God mode on!!

I've been doing agile wrong my entire life

The day I got my first interview, my dad kept fighting over the phone with me. He thought I was out with my girlfriend having fun. He told me no way anyone would waste their time interviewing me, let alone hire me.. Boy did I prove him wrong!

Kernel panic

I'm planning to rewrite two months(part time) worth of work done in android sdk. Wanna go for a hybrid framework. Is this a bad idea? Which framework do you suggest as far as stability is concerned? I don't care about ease of learning, new languages don't bother me

My life is just a series of disappointments right now from the people around me. Both personally and professionally. Glad I get to spend most of the time staring at a computer. Lifeless, yet the only rational elements in my life!

My golden rule of debugging - Isolate issues by changing one unit of code at a time. Keep everything else constant.
Second most helpful rule - pick up the habit of fixing things by reviewing code, instead of relying on debuggers. Make you so much more aware of possible pitfalls while coding itself.