C# > Java... just sayin

Awwww, I feel the love

Get married...

Not quake ii but in case you are interested... http://www.quakejs.com

That happened to me with Alexa... same exact thing 🙄

Tests..who uses tests?

So you are sleeping for a year?

@lenniep rofl, well it fixed the one problem but something else was reported as broken, I am not sure how. I told them to test all aspects prior to the deployment but the said the other SSO stuff was fine so they didn’t need to🙄.

We ended up rolling back and the stuff that was broken during the deployment was broken again... for about three minutes, which again wouldn’t be possible.

In the end, the third party was able to certify the SSO code worked, because it did for 3 minutes, and our director said they can fix it next year.

@billgates Architect is someone who works on the design of the systems and not just works on specific aspects of code, I was a Senior Dev for about three years before that promotion. That being said any deployments when they were pushing them was a bad idea, but doing PHP by someone who does dotnet is just not a great idea. Not to mention it is our internally written IDP SSO solution and effects other SSO platforms.

Absolutely

C# .Net > Java

And this would be how it is at my company with Sharepoint. Wtf, people don't want developers, they want configurators

Dual Voodoo 2s in SLI mode...

VS Code FTW

It is a jumping jack ground compactor

IE 11 not edge, isn't that bad.

DOS 3

I am really excited to start using it, I am sticking with 6 until it is RTM.

Back in 1998 that is what I did. She didn't make me take any further tests and gave me a 100. She said if I could write a program to do the work I must know the formulas and processes pretty well.

That is what got me wanting to work on computers 20 years ago

Dual processor quad core 3.6ghz xeons with 16 gb ram and 750gb across a raid 5 array with 15k rpm sas drives.

Running VMware esxi with two Linux and three windows servers.

Linux
- 1 dev for Drupal
- 1 home pbx system

Windows
- 1 domain controller with DNS and DHCP
- 1 backup domain controller and backup DNA
- 1 Plex server and media server

No internal NuGet server?

I do the same thing then hope the user will never see them.

I have had similar situations with co-workers. I normally have them backup their entire source directory before I start messing with it. Just in case to prevent stuff like that 😏

Unless it is my coworker who will ask me first

VB6? Really?

Be careful what you wish for, our team had been deemed the loudest in the office due to our constant chatting, noises, singing, and music that plays from our team. You should do that.

I have that one a lot.

412 I am a teapot

I'm my God I have a co worker that will just ask stuff any time a stray thought comes into his head. My favorite thing is if I am ignoring him he will walk over with his laptop and just plop it on my desk. I have began to keep my desk a bit messy with no room for him to put it there and he has actually said there isn't a place for my laptop here... smh, fml