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Request: My WordPress website, with over 40 plugins active, some of which do the same thing, but I want to keep them all active, because fuck logic is not loading fast enough. Please fix it!

Response: Kill it with fire and buld it from scratch. Use an optimized, custom solution, tailored to your exact needs. The time needed is the same as trying to fix your broken WordPress...

Reaction: WTF? Everybody is using WordPress, that means it's the best! Why would I build my custom website on a fast and easy to maintain custom platform, optimized for my needs? Fix my loading speed!

Response 2: *facepalm*

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  • 0
    Let me guess all those 40 plugins add their own .css and .js. If so well fuck me sideways.
  • 0
    @error503 Of course they do...
  • 1
    3 cache plugins because 3 are better than 1
  • 0
    And this would be how it is at my company with Sharepoint. Wtf, people don't want developers, they want configurators
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