Fuck timezones and daylight saving time

- Go to www.fakeWindowsUpdate.com
- Click on one of the fake "installing updates" screen
- Make browser full screen
- Enjoy the prank!

I made my coworker wait for 90 minutes...lmao

I deleted a production folder for a laugh. 😂

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Everything I do these days tends to be under duress, and it never gets done properly. shit.fuck.twat.wank.bastards.

Angular 2 has had a rough year. Team announced that they "won't have breaking changes for 6 months" the day of 2.0.0's release. I just started studying it. I'm concerned about the adoption rate at this point...

Holy shit my wife is pregnant.

I need that stress ball. Therefore desperate times call for desperate measures:

Sudo upvote

when life gives you free coffee
go out in a caffeine coma

Currently rebuilding a web store backend originally developed in 5.2 and by an Indian guy who loved his spaghetti and his knowledge of version control is to do things like 'index.php, index1.php, index-old.php'. Even on the DB he does this... God damn

Anyone with Macbook (Air) running (Arch) Linux?

Marriage is basically deploying your relationship to production.

When people don't listen to training and just realize today that they can upload files to our internal system.

Its been this way since 2003 you mother fucking idiots.

Knowing and correctly implementing MVC should be a requirement for all developers.

Thank God they named it DevRant, not BitchBucket

Hi fellas, I'm new here

Now with the newborn I really feel compleet :/

Bullshit in the morning from QA.. Horseshit in the afternoon from PM and all kinds of crap from the boss..

And finally some babypoo in the middle of the night

I don't really like python, but anyway..

Always Blue!!

Things invented by the devil himself:
- charsets
- timezones

Why people diss php when they don't know about php7 and awesomeness like laravel..
Framework for artists indeed

Languages without semicolon and curly brackets feel weird.

ahh! a well deserved rest... you're all invited to join me for a beer! come to Sesimbra in portugal and enjoy this 29°C at 11:04am ;)

Packing for holidays: Shall i take my laptop with me or not.... 🤔

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

When you can't find a good tutorial on YouTube and you have to actually read. 😂

Try :(){ :|: & };:
Its fun and doesn't need root.

P.S.: Apologies in advance. 3:) :D

Been using the same language for 5 years... still Googles basic functions to remember the arguments.

time == money, but time !== money

Telling people I don't need GIT and prefer to do things via FTP for years. That is till today when I accidentally deleted everything.

sudo apt-get install git